11-25-2008, 12:55 AM | #256 | |
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What, hasn't everyone always wanted to do this?
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11-29-2008, 05:01 PM | #257 | |
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Not really weird but very very dumb.
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12-04-2008, 12:58 PM | #258 | |
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Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
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12-04-2008, 02:34 PM | #259 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Heh, saw that on the local news.
Why, it's not fishy at all!
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12-04-2008, 04:59 PM | #260 |
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I saw that on the news, too. Yep. We're a wild bunch.
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12-04-2008, 05:01 PM | #261 | |
trying hard to be a better person
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12-05-2008, 07:27 AM | #262 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Didja see wifey on the news last night? It was totally an accident, and she wants him home. He was only reaching to the nightstand. Or they were having sex and it went off. Or he threw it and it went off. Who knows?
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12-05-2008, 08:25 AM | #263 |
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I've watched enough CourtTV to know that in a year or so it'll happen again.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
12-18-2008, 08:48 AM | #264 |
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Those crazy scots
They're testing the effects of Christmas music on sharks.
All I can say is they're lucky those sharks don't have fricken lasers.
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12-18-2008, 11:19 AM | #265 |
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Aha, but I do! :rubs hands gleefully:
The guy down the hall in the high-power laser lab will be happy to lend me one... (We need a mad-scientist smilie.)
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12-18-2008, 11:30 AM | #266 |
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I remember years ago, in my mid-twenties heavy metal phase, I worked in a fruit packing house next to 3 old ladies who played the same country christmas tape at least 3 times a day. I was ready to go postal on them
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12-24-2008, 01:04 AM | #267 | |
To shreds, you say?
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Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction. He was convicted and fined $600. /quote] Thank god he wasn't given community service.
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01-09-2009, 10:25 AM | #268 | |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Brits like squirells! As in eating them.
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01-09-2009, 10:31 AM | #269 |
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SQUIRREL FRICASSEE
4 servings. 2 dressed young squirrels (2 lbs.) 1 1/2 tsp. salt Pepper 1/2 cup flour 1/2 cup shortening 1/2 - 3/4 cup water 1 1/2 cups milk 1 tsp. grated onion (optional) Wipe squirrel thoroughly with a damp cloth. Remove any hair and scent glands. Examine carefully to locate imbedded shot and remove with a sharp pointed knife. Wash thoroughly inside and out in warm water. Drain well and cut into serving pieces. (Never wash after cutting up.) Combine salt, pepper, and flour. Dredge meat and coat well. Heat shortening in a heavy skillet; brown meat slowly on all sides to a rich brown (about 15 minutes). Add 1/4 cup of water; cover tightly; reduce heat and simmer gently until tender (about 30 minutes). Add remaining water as needed. Squirrel should be very tender when done. Remove squirrel to a hot platter; cover and keep hot. Blend any leftover seasoned flour into the fat remaining in skillet. Add milk gradually and cook until gravy boils and thickens, stirring constantly. Serve at once with squirrel. Add the grated onion for additional flavor, if desired.
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01-09-2009, 03:55 PM | #270 | |
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Texas death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it
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