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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Thank goodness it wasn't COVFEFE-19, we'd all become insufferable
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03-27-2020, 11:36 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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COVFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFEFE?
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03-27-2020, 11:38 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: We're not violators, we're just walking the monkey
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03-28-2020, 12:08 PM
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still says videotape
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03-28-2020, 12:25 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: It'll give you its mask when you peel it from its furry, dead face
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03-28-2020, 12:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: It's just one Monkey chiming in with a typewriter
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03-29-2020, 11:15 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Got ^his^ stimulus package, it's peanuts
The Cellar: No, you can't use masking tape for that The Cellar: This is the way we wash our hands, wash our hands, wash our hands The Cellar: Your go to place for isolation consolation The Cellar: We go the distance for you The Cellar: Last edited by sexobon; 03-29-2020 at 12:51 PM. |
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03-30-2020, 08:44 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: Self Isolation and Social Distancing Specialists
(now fuck off)
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03-30-2020, 11:36 AM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: Six feet apart; or, six feet under... it's up to you
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03-30-2020, 12:31 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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If the States had been stocked with PPE like we're stocked with Cellar taglines, COVID-19 would be a sideshow.
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03-31-2020, 01:32 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: Peaking right now
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03-31-2020, 07:41 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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The Cellar: And you're all here. And we're not gonna leave here ever, ever again, because...
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04-01-2020, 10:29 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Because you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.
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04-01-2020, 10:41 AM
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Very good. It doesn't conjure images of Dorothy saying: ... because… oh auntie Em, there's no place like home; but, mental images of them stabbing it with their steely knives is nice too.
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04-03-2020, 10:35 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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The Cellar: We can't remember the words to Happy Birthday
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