What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 2

classicman · 05-07-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

Perhaps because it's on a goddam freaking hill?!!!! or is that just the camera angle?

That thing SHOULD have a camera on it - Guaranteed to get a nice shot of a kid launching off it at that angle. hehehe

Aliantha · 05-07-2009, 09:27 PM

Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

ZenGum · 05-07-2009, 11:27 PM

Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!!
MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

SteveDallas · 05-07-2009, 11:55 PM

You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.

LabRat · 05-08-2009, 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

No, it's on a fucking hill. The yard does flatten a little at the bottom.

Well, you have the right idea there.

Sneak over there tonight and you and J use it.

Whhheeeeeeeeeee!

DucksNuts · 05-10-2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yep, along with the 10 mile burp

I've won this many, many times.

ZenGum · 05-11-2009, 01:07 AM

Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp.

ZenGum · 05-11-2009, 02:16 AM

A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages.

click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK

monster · 05-11-2009, 08:49 AM

Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today.

ZenGum · 06-04-2009, 05:47 AM

So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses.
My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot".

I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.

I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did.

Pie · 06-04-2009, 09:05 AM

Yep, yer going to hell. Save me a seat.

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2009, 09:21 AM

I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.

She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF."

If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young.

classicman · 06-04-2009, 09:27 AM

HA HA HA HA - Thats too rich.

SteveDallas · 06-04-2009, 09:36 AM

Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass?

Shawnee123 · 06-04-2009, 09:38 AM

Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.

05-07-2009, 09:27 PM	#17
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Funniest home Videos here we come! Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-07-2009, 11:27 PM	#18
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Class talking about the division of labour and self-sufficiency. I asked them where they'd get milk from. "A cow!" cried they. How? I asked. Several attempted to demonstrate. None of them had the action anywhere near right. A few were miming tugging on the teats like pulling on a rope to ring a bell. One showed a twisting action like wringing out a wet cloth!!! MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-11-2009, 01:07 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Of course, now it is the 16.1 kilometer burp. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-11-2009, 02:16 AM	#23
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A few minutes to fill at work, so I hit wikipedia and surf the random pages. click .... Uruguayan soccer leagues .... click ... Orlov revolts in Greece ... click HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY CLICK CLICK CLICK __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-11-2009, 08:49 AM	#24
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Second-hand furniture is mildly amusing me today. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

05-07-2009, 11:55 PM	#19
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You should've brought a real cow to class so it could kick the shit out of them.

06-04-2009, 05:47 AM	#25
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	So,chatting with a colleague today, discussing the behaviour of some of our students: laziness, cheating, generally having their heads up their arses. My fellow teacher remarked that "a lot of the Chinese students should just be lined up and shot". I had to check my watch, but yes, it was June 4th ... the 20th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre. I shouldn't laugh, but I bloody well did. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-04-2009, 09:05 AM	#26
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Yep, yer going to hell. Save me a seat. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

06-04-2009, 09:21 AM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother. She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF." If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-04-2009, 09:27 AM	#28
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA HA HA HA - Thats too rich. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-04-2009, 09:36 AM	#29
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass?

06-04-2009, 09:38 AM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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