How Many Cellurites Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Page 2

monster · 03-04-2007, 10:40 PM

Only one to do this.....

Kagen4o4 · 03-05-2007, 02:47 AM

lit candles are quite painful going into the anus

03-05-2007, 03:16 AM

How many Cellarites would try changing the same lightbulb before asking if anyone remembered to pay the electric bill?!

Aliantha · 03-05-2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

lit candles are quite painful going into the anus

Was that experience speaking?

capnhowdy · 03-05-2007, 08:59 PM

several couples to use the hot wax in a sexual setting.

monster · 03-05-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NoBoxes

How many Cellarites would try changing the same lightbulb before asking if anyone remembered to pay the electric bill?!

None -there are no bills in the cellar -just the tip jar

Kagen4o4 · 03-05-2007, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

Was that experience speaking?

no. experience suggests that something has been learnt.

6 trips to the hospital later...they suggested i just keep a kiddie pool of ice water at home

Aliantha · 03-05-2007, 09:44 PM

lmao

Aliantha · 03-05-2007, 09:44 PM

But you have learned that it hurts obviously...just that you haven't learned not to do it again...cause it's still gonna hurt? *still laughing*

BigV · 03-14-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

But you have learned that it hurts obviously...just that you haven't learned not to do it again...cause it's still gonna hurt? *still laughing*

psssst. He just likes the ice water...

Shawnee123 · 03-14-2007, 12:41 PM

Question: How many members of the chief bullshitter's regime does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Ten.

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of the bullshitter, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished';
7. One regime insider to resign and in detail reveal how the bullshitter was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how the chief bullshitter has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb.

Griff · 03-14-2007, 03:31 PM

And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb.

You go to the Cellar with the lightbulb you have not the lightbulb you...

HungLikeJesus · 03-14-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

1 to point out that the proper spelling for cellarites is not cellurites.

Of course, I will assume this responsibility.

Wouldn't that be "cellulite" in this regard? Or am I mixing this up with the "Body image" thread?

capnhowdy · 03-15-2007, 09:40 PM

Your call.

It is obvious I don't accept responsibility well.

Beestie · 03-15-2007, 10:04 PM

What bulb. I like the dark.

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03-05-2007, 02:47 AM	#17
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	lit candles are quite painful going into the anus __________________ something we both can enjoy??

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capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	several couples to use the hot wax in a sexual setting. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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03-05-2007, 09:44 PM	#24
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	But you have learned that it hurts obviously...just that you haven't learned not to do it again...cause it's still gonna hurt? still laughing __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-05-2007, 03:16 AM	#18
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	How many Cellarites would try changing the same lightbulb before asking if anyone remembered to pay the electric bill?!

03-14-2007, 12:41 PM	#26
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Question: How many members of the chief bullshitter's regime does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: Ten. 1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb; 4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness; 5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of the bullshitter, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb Accomplished'; 7. One regime insider to resign and in detail reveal how the bullshitter was literally 'in the dark' the whole time; 8. One to viciously smear No. 7; 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how the chief bullshitter has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-14-2007, 03:31 PM	#27
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	And we're still sitting in the dark because no one has changed the lightbulb. You go to the Cellar with the lightbulb you have not the lightbulb you... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-15-2007, 09:40 PM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Your call. It is obvious I don't accept responsibility well. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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