See Spammer (group poem) - Page 2

Sundae · 10-17-2006, 12:01 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature

Clodfobble · 10-17-2006, 12:57 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

footfootfoot · 10-17-2006, 01:23 PM

See da man

Trilby · 10-17-2006, 01:50 PM

On da can

Shawnee123 · 10-17-2006, 01:52 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban

Undertoad · 10-17-2006, 01:53 PM

Too bad the mods won't follow the plan

Beestie · 10-17-2006, 01:58 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

Spexxvet · 10-17-2006, 02:14 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll

Elspode · 10-17-2006, 02:17 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)

10-17-2006, 02:29 PM

Spam I am
I like green eggs and ham
it up every chance I get
Cuz the mod are so moderate
So you're stuck with me
Wanna see my pee-pee?
Too bad
Cuz I'm free
to show it all to the bored
Look at all the victories
I think I've scored
I cum all over my screen
When you folks are so mean
I'm a legend in my own mind
And on the internet
No one can kick me from behind
(although I wish you could
it gets me off)
But I ain't getting off here
'till I've shot my every last wad
And word, too
Heh Heh heh
Too bad for YOU!

Elspode · 10-17-2006, 02:50 PM

Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...

Shawnee123 · 10-17-2006, 03:16 PM

Whose posts these are I think I know
His ass is in the cellar, though.
They will not see me stopping here
What with ignore, and all the blow

My little boss must think it queer
To hear me laugh, then hear me sneer
Between our cubicles, doors and walls
Which let me hang about down here

A thread to start, a thread to bear
To answer that? No one will care
Just mind your p's and q's my friend
Don't think that you have much to share

The cellar's lovely, dark and deep
But I have duties I must keep
And who will know when I will weep
And who knows if I make a peep

Shawnee123 · 10-17-2006, 05:07 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)
What is the troll's goal?

10-17-2006, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...

It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!

capnhowdy · 10-17-2006, 10:15 PM

...to dominate the leading roll....

10-17-2006, 12:01 PM	#16
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-17-2006, 01:23 PM	#18
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	See da man __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

10-17-2006, 01:52 PM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-17-2006, 01:58 PM	#22
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

10-17-2006, 02:14 PM	#23
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-17-2006, 12:57 PM	#17
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher

10-17-2006, 01:50 PM	#19
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	On da can

10-17-2006, 01:53 PM	#21
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Too bad the mods won't follow the plan

10-17-2006, 02:17 PM	#24
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2006, 02:29 PM	#25
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Spam I am I like green eggs and ham it up every chance I get Cuz the mod are so moderate So you're stuck with me Wanna see my pee-pee? Too bad Cuz I'm free to show it all to the bored Look at all the victories I think I've scored I cum all over my screen When you folks are so mean I'm a legend in my own mind And on the internet No one can kick me from behind (although I wish you could it gets me off) But I ain't getting off here 'till I've shot my every last wad And word, too Heh Heh heh Too bad for YOU!

10-17-2006, 02:50 PM	#26
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2006, 03:16 PM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Whose posts these are I think I know His ass is in the cellar, though. They will not see me stopping here What with ignore, and all the blow My little boss must think it queer To hear me laugh, then hear me sneer Between our cubicles, doors and walls Which let me hang about down here A thread to start, a thread to bear To answer that? No one will care Just mind your p's and q's my friend Don't think that you have much to share The cellar's lovely, dark and deep But I have duties I must keep And who will know when I will weep And who knows if I make a peep

10-17-2006, 05:07 PM	#28
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	To continue... See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work) What is the troll's goal? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-17-2006, 10:15 PM	#30
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	...to dominate the leading roll.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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