Favorite movie lines and gratuitous insults - Page 2

Sheldonrs · 12-18-2006, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

The Lion in Winter! God I love that film!

It's my all-time favorite film. :-)

Sheldonrs · 12-18-2006, 01:16 PM

Doctor Noah Praetorius: Professor Elwell, you are the only man I know who can say 'malignant' the way other people say 'Bingo!'.

Professor Barker: Elwell, you can use more words more unpleasantly than any irritating little pipsqueak I've ever known!

Shunderson: Professor Elwell, you're a little man. It's not that you're short. You're...little, in the mind and in the heart. Tonight, you tried to make a man little whose boots you couldn't touch if you stood on tiptoe on top of the highest mountain in the world. And as it turned out...you're even littler than you were before.
"People Will Talk"

yesman065 · 12-18-2006, 01:22 PM

wiggle your ears, my thighs itch.

ferret88 · 12-18-2006, 04:10 PM

"You can wish in one hand and KRAP in the other and see which one fills up first." - Grumpy Old Men

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-18-2006, 09:21 PM

Essentially the same line also shows up in Bad Santa.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-18-2006, 09:29 PM

A couple of seventeenth-century English courtiers were going at each other until one of them, famously corruptible and womanizing, shouted at the second:

"You, sir, will end up either on the gallows or with the pox!"

"That will depend, sir, on whether I embrace your morals, or your mistress."

Ba dum bump.

wolf · 12-19-2006, 02:12 AM

Demented and sad, but social. -- The Breakfast Club

My boss and I sometimes randomly come out with little bits and pieces from The Fifth Element, usually prompted by admitted a patient named "Cor-neel-e-oos."

Holy Grail quotes are not unusual.

Also, a Spockian, "Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow," in response to some serious inanity really speaks volumes to those in the know.

The "SonOfABitch!" from Creator also gets some mileage.

12-19-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

From Withnail and I:

" I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering and I've come in here with the express intention of wishing one on you"

"I been watchin you, especially you, prancin like a tit....you want working on boy."

Huh?

DanaC · 12-19-2006, 02:58 PM

Haven't you seen Withnail and I?

It's very funny.

Elspode · 12-19-2006, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

My boss and I sometimes randomly come out with little bits and pieces from The Fifth Element, usually prompted by admitted a patient named "Cor-neel-e-oos."

Selene and I sometimes look at each other and say "Multipass" or "Autowash".

12-19-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

Haven't you seen Withnail and I?

It's very funny.

Nope, I want to.
Also, I don't speak "Englisheese" any more than they would speak Country.

warch · 12-20-2006, 03:41 PM

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Selene and I sometimes look at each other and say "Multipass" or "Autowash".

I just really like this sentence today. thanks!

warch · 12-20-2006, 03:45 PM

Also, there is a one word line in Ed Wood, delivered by Bill Murray...While getting baptized so that Ed can secure funding for his latest movie...when asked if he takes Jesus as his personal savior, Murray compliantly shrugs, "sure." (dunk). Perfect.

DanaC · 12-20-2006, 05:50 PM

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Nope, I want to.
Also, I don't speak "Englisheese" any more than they would speak Country.

Sorry, didn't realise that quote was hard for a non Brit to follow:P

keryx · 12-20-2006, 07:51 PM

Leia: You came in that? You're braver than I thought!

12-18-2006, 01:16 PM	#17
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Doctor Noah Praetorius: Professor Elwell, you are the only man I know who can say 'malignant' the way other people say 'Bingo!'. Professor Barker: Elwell, you can use more words more unpleasantly than any irritating little pipsqueak I've ever known! Shunderson: Professor Elwell, you're a little man. It's not that you're short. You're...little, in the mind and in the heart. Tonight, you tried to make a man little whose boots you couldn't touch if you stood on tiptoe on top of the highest mountain in the world. And as it turned out...you're even littler than you were before. "People Will Talk" __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

12-18-2006, 09:21 PM	#20
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Essentially the same line also shows up in Bad Santa. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-18-2006, 09:29 PM	#21
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	A couple of seventeenth-century English courtiers were going at each other until one of them, famously corruptible and womanizing, shouted at the second: "You, sir, will end up either on the gallows or with the pox!" "That will depend, sir, on whether I embrace your morals, or your mistress." Ba dum bump. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-19-2006, 02:12 AM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Demented and sad, but social. -- The Breakfast Club My boss and I sometimes randomly come out with little bits and pieces from The Fifth Element, usually prompted by admitted a patient named "Cor-neel-e-oos." Holy Grail quotes are not unusual. Also, a Spockian, "Logic is a little bird, tweeting in a meadow," in response to some serious inanity really speaks volumes to those in the know. The "SonOfABitch!" from Creator also gets some mileage. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-20-2006, 07:51 PM	#30
keryx Mrs. Fargon Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 85	Leia: You came in that? You're braver than I thought! __________________ Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

12-18-2006, 01:22 PM	#18
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	wiggle your ears, my thighs itch.

12-18-2006, 04:10 PM	#19
ferret88 (This space left intentionally UN-blank.) Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Albuquerque Posts: 604	"You can wish in one hand and KRAP in the other and see which one fills up first." - Grumpy Old Men

12-19-2006, 02:58 PM	#24
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Haven't you seen Withnail and I? It's very funny.

12-20-2006, 03:45 PM	#28
warch lurkin old school Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,796	Also, there is a one word line in Ed Wood, delivered by Bill Murray...While getting baptized so that Ed can secure funding for his latest movie...when asked if he takes Jesus as his personal savior, Murray compliantly shrugs, "sure." (dunk). Perfect.

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