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Old 12-22-2006, 07:01 AM   #16
Griff
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If I were fit, I'd be about 160#.
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:07 PM   #17
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:14 PM   #18
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I'm small but I have the arms and legs of a much taller person. Makes clothes shopping annoying...
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:17 PM   #19
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I can fit my head inside my bra cup.
I shouldn't be surprised - my breasts use the keyboard of their own accord sometimes.
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:08 PM   #20
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
 
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5'8"--25 lbs

If you count just my bones.
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:13 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
I can fit my head inside my bra cup.
My wife wears a 34-H (yes, she is breastfeeding).
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:26 PM   #22
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i'm 6'2" ,280-290lbs. i have a 30" inseam(i know ...it's fucked up). i can palm a basketball. my hat size is 7 5/8. size 13 feet. i have practically no ass at all. my chest size is 54. my ring size is 11. my navel is one knuckle deep. my cock is 18" tall.
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:34 PM   #23
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my cock is 18" tall but only 2" diameter. it looks like a radio antenna and jinx uses it to open the car door when she locks her keys inside
Ewwww - TMI?!
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:37 PM   #24
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wtf?
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:43 PM   #25
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I could have sworn that was in the original post
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Old 12-22-2006, 01:49 PM   #26
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only 2" diameter?
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Old 12-22-2006, 02:12 PM   #27
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Damn. I should have paid more attention in Maths class instead of being turned on. I meant circumference didn't I?
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Old 12-22-2006, 02:48 PM   #28
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Damn. I should have paid more attention in Maths class instead of being turned on. I meant circumference didn't I?
Indeed you did.
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Old 12-22-2006, 02:57 PM   #29
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All in the detail:
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Old 12-22-2006, 03:08 PM   #30
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Eigh- wait, what's going on here?
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