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Old 03-01-2007, 02:32 PM   #16
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What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?
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Two Dell 2001FPs, in portrait orientation.
Hey, at least I put them in the right direction.
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:06 PM   #17
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See original post. lol!!!
In my defense I was looking for a Bagpuss link when you posted.

In deference to you I'm glad the office is empty - that gave me a real belly laugh. The great thing is I probably could.... if it was greased.... no - too much information.

It's in front of my in-tray - thank heavens I was in a literal mood!
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:15 PM   #18
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Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:17 PM   #19
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Ok. The question is what is the most unusual thing I've put up my anus. There are many possible answers to that question but I'm gonna go with 25mg of phenergan.
My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.
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Old 03-01-2007, 03:30 PM   #20
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Elephant and Castle


...oops, wrong thread.
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Old 03-01-2007, 04:32 PM   #21
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...oops, wrong thread.
Now that would be VERY...er...um..accommodating of you!
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:27 PM   #22
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My ex's bit-on-the-side's Grandmother's ring.
so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?
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Old 03-02-2007, 04:23 PM   #23
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I didn't think it possible that I could ever find Sundae Girl any more attractive than I already do.

I was *so* wrong.
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Old 03-03-2007, 08:26 AM   #24
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well... fun with the edit button I guess... and the cat needs a bath anyway.. hmmm... where are my welding gloves?
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Old 03-03-2007, 05:01 PM   #25
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Old 03-06-2007, 03:43 AM   #26
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so.....this needs some explainin'

here's what i'm imagining:

you found your ex cheating......and somehow got a hold of the bit on the side's grandmother's ring......so you put it up your butt?

that's awesome. did you fish it out with his toothbrush?
Something like that

We had an on & off relationship and she was his ex. I came back from a weekend away to hear a message on his answerphone saying she had left her ring and to be careful with it, it was the one her Grandmother gave her, blahblahblah.

It was pure bad luck on his part - I wasn't listening to his messages, I was actually there when the call came through and heard it was it was recorded. I wouldn't have known she's been there otherwise - he could have claimed that the ring had been there for ages.

Anyway I found it (under the bed) and put it on the mantlepiece where it wouldn't get hoovered up, ready for him to post back to her. It just happened to find its way into my ring first. Made me smile for ages thinking of her with stinkfinger.

And yes I know I should have been mad at him not her (and I was!) but I thought I was in love.
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:22 AM   #27
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:38 AM   #28
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Too right, I bear a grudge like a demon...

Meh - she left a note for me to find once, describing me as a fat heffer. Silly little twiglet, couldn't even spell it properly.
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Old 03-06-2007, 09:39 AM   #29
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Too right, I bear a grudge like a demon...

Meh - she left a note for me to find once, describing me as a fat heffer. Silly little twiglet, couldn't even spell it properly.
Yeah, cuz in your case it would be PHAT. (pretty hot and tempting)

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Old 03-06-2007, 11:13 PM   #30
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There ya go, Sundae....you've even got the queers stirred up.
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