"____" Looks Like... - Page 2

Clodfobble · 03-05-2007, 05:52 PM

Jennifer looks like a blue-eyed sqirrell. [sic]

I hate that my entire first page is Jennifer Aniston references. Every single one. I like learning everyone's real first names, though.

footfootfoot · 03-05-2007, 06:06 PM

Aww clod, at least you don't share a name wit p.diddy. As a result this is the best:

Sean looks like he may have Down Syndrome

Aliantha · 03-05-2007, 06:22 PM

Trish looks like she'd give me a BJ right away...

That was the only one on the first page that used the whole phrase, and of course, if you're going to do it, you might as well do it right.

Sundae · 03-05-2007, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Shelby looks like she is saying "Oh yeah! this is the life! A little bit more, please!!

Although Shelby looks like a clam, appearances can be deceiving.

Shelby looks like such a sweetheart (Rottweiler/Pittbull/Shepherd)

Shelby looks like a ‘Transformer.’ Blech.

Shelby did what looks like a wonderful job of tuning the Mustang

I don't know if any of these quotes come from (UK) Top Gear, but Jeremy Clarkson (a big, brash, petrol head - you know anyone like that?) reviewed a Shelby Mustang the other day. Yup, made me smile.

Larry · 03-05-2007, 07:13 PM

I have no idea what Larry looks like, nor do I care

Larry looks like he should be melting

Larry looks like the offspring of a Yak who mated a Llama.

Larry looks like a "queer". Has that feminine look about him

busterb · 03-05-2007, 07:59 PM

Good job Buster. Looks like lots of fun.

Ibby · 03-05-2007, 08:22 PM

Dude looks like a lady.

That is all.

monster · 03-05-2007, 09:16 PM

A skank ho, apparently. To tell you more would reveal my true name, which, as all Earthsea dwellars know, is a very dangerous thing.

monster looks like a clown
monster looks like a Scooby Doo Chia-Pet
monster looks like something from Scrapheap Megawars
monster looks like a frog

and using my highly unusual middle name

Jane looks like she was created to make erotic films and fantasies
Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in
Jane looks like a woman – with large breasts, curvy hips
Jane looks like Lambert

So there we have it. A Skank Ho Lambert.

wolf · 03-06-2007, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

AW, I LIKE A HOT MESS

Just for you, I'll go with that.

I'll have to put a reminder in my Palm to remind me to make that my next user title when the new one expires.

wolf · 03-06-2007, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry

I have no idea what Larry looks like, nor do I care

Larry looks like he should be melting

Larry looks like the offspring of a Yak who mated a Llama.

Larry looks like a "queer". Has that feminine look about him

I recall a song Dr. Demento used to play frequently, often made it into the Funny Five ... "My Name is Larry."

I always think of that song when I meet people named Larry.

03-06-2007, 01:48 AM

Robert looks like a mad scientist from Germany
Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes

Perry Winkle · 03-06-2007, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

I recall a song Dr. Demento used to play frequently, often made it into the Funny Five ... "My Name is Larry."

Is this it?

wolf · 03-06-2007, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grant

Is this it?

That's the one.

Kitsune · 03-06-2007, 04:43 PM

Vince looks like he's been into the Night Train again.

Kitsune · 03-06-2007, 04:51 PM

Yikes. If I put it in quotes to Google the exact phrase, it gets worse:

Vince looks like he was just woken up after a drunken heroin-induced coma, handed a sharpie, and told to act natural.

03-05-2007, 06:06 PM	#17
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Aww clod, at least you don't share a name wit p.diddy. As a result this is the best: Sean looks like he may have Down Syndrome __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-05-2007, 06:22 PM	#18
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Trish looks like she'd give me a BJ right away... That was the only one on the first page that used the whole phrase, and of course, if you're going to do it, you might as well do it right. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-05-2007, 07:59 PM	#21
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Good job Buster. Looks like lots of fun. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

03-05-2007, 08:22 PM	#22
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Dude looks like a lady. That is all. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

03-05-2007, 09:16 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A skank ho, apparently. To tell you more would reveal my true name, which, as all Earthsea dwellars know, is a very dangerous thing. monster looks like a clown monster looks like a Scooby Doo Chia-Pet monster looks like something from Scrapheap Megawars monster looks like a frog and using my highly unusual middle name Jane looks like she was created to make erotic films and fantasies Jane looks like an anemic Nancy Reagan with a touch of Bozo thrown in Jane looks like a woman – with large breasts, curvy hips Jane looks like Lambert So there we have it. A Skank Ho Lambert. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-05-2007, 05:52 PM	#16
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Jennifer looks like a blue-eyed sqirrell. [sic] I hate that my entire first page is Jennifer Aniston references. Every single one. I like learning everyone's real first names, though.

03-05-2007, 07:13 PM	#20
Larry Practically God Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 22	I have no idea what Larry looks like, nor do I care Larry looks like he should be melting Larry looks like the offspring of a Yak who mated a Llama. Larry looks like a "queer". Has that feminine look about him

03-06-2007, 01:48 AM	#26
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Robert looks like a mad scientist from Germany Robert looks like he just found out he has herpes

03-06-2007, 04:43 PM	#29
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Vince looks like he's been into the Night Train again. Attached Images

03-06-2007, 04:51 PM	#30
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Yikes. If I put it in quotes to Google the exact phrase, it gets worse: Vince looks like he was just woken up after a drunken heroin-induced coma, handed a sharpie, and told to act natural.

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