Sarah-Jessica voted world's unsexiest - Page 2

SteveDallas · 10-26-2007, 10:59 AM

So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)

ZenGum · 10-26-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

It's one thing for us to talk on a board about the world's unsexiest woman, but why is Maxim devoting ink to this? It's just mean.

Absolutely. Think of all the other unsexy women who will be jealous.

"I'm way unsexier than her ... she was just lucky and got famous, bitch....I deserve that ... its all political muttermuttermutter"

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 11:06 AM

Has Maxim ever been known for being about inner beauty anyway?

glatt · 10-26-2007, 11:11 AM

Good point.

But imagine if you are any one of these women, and you hear about this. (You WILL hear about it.) Even if you don't value Maxim, it's not going to make you feel better about yourself.

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 11:14 AM

Oh, it would make me feel bad, for sure. It's mean, yes, but not out of character for the publication.

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)

No, but the sorta "aww-shucks" hot one that was with the fat Baldwin brother for awhile did once. That was worth half a chub.

As for the unsexiest woman title, I think this is a case of Maxim pointing out which women are the unsexiest out of the group of celebrities who are still qualified as sexy for one reason or another. I mean it has to be, because as far as I know, Janet Reno, Rosie O, and the island nation of Haiti are all still in existance.

Clodfobble · 10-26-2007, 11:59 AM

Once again, I am perplexed by the fact that Uma Thurman somehow failed to make the cut.

smurfalicious · 10-26-2007, 01:02 PM

have any of you taken a look at Jenna Jameson lately? holy mother of god and all that is unholy shitballs. she's starting to resemble joan rivers. she looks alienesque.

this, ladies and gentleman, is the definition of rode hard and put away wet...

Shawnee123 · 10-26-2007, 01:22 PM

Maybe I'm weird but I think Uma is beeeyoooteeeful!

Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 01:41 PM

Honestly though, who cares what Maxim thinks? This is the publication that ranked Lindsay Lohan above the incomparable Jessica Alba in their Top 100. I wouldn't fuck Lindsay Lohan with Bea Arthur's dick.

Ok, actually, I would. But only out of spite.

SteveDallas · 10-26-2007, 02:19 PM

You just want to get your hands on Bea's equipment.

Crimson Ghost · 10-26-2007, 06:39 PM

Now, Steve, how would you know about Bea's three piece unit?

I always said that SJP was a horseface.
I'm just surprised that Maxim would publish it.
Then again, if she ends an Oscar winner, they'll be kissing her ass.

SteveDallas · 10-26-2007, 08:09 PM

I never said anything about pieces.

Elspode · 10-26-2007, 08:27 PM

I guess I'm weird, but I think SJP is pretty fuckin' hot.

richlevy · 10-27-2007, 09:12 AM

I still remember what happened to Jennifer Grey. She was cute in Dirty Dancing. The next time I saw her was playing herself in a sitcom in 2000. I didn't recognize her at first, since I didn't know who the cast was when I tuned in. It looked like some surgeon had taken her flaws and airbrushed them away. She was attractive, in a whitebread-same-as-thousands-of-other-starlets kind of way.

Here is an explanation.

If you have to choose between bland and beautiful, and unique and pretty, I would recommend the latter.

Oh, and by the way, the website also has Angelina Jolie before-and-after nose job pictures. I would like to go on the record as stating that I would have taken Miss Jolie in even without the nose job. Aren't I the gentleman?:p

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10-26-2007, 06:39 PM	#27
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Now, Steve, how would you know about Bea's three piece unit? I always said that SJP was a horseface. I'm just surprised that Maxim would publish it. Then again, if she ends an Oscar winner, they'll be kissing her ass. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

10-26-2007, 08:27 PM	#29
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I guess I'm weird, but I think SJP is pretty fuckin' hot. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-27-2007, 09:12 AM	#30
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	I still remember what happened to Jennifer Grey. She was cute in Dirty Dancing. The next time I saw her was playing herself in a sitcom in 2000. I didn't recognize her at first, since I didn't know who the cast was when I tuned in. It looked like some surgeon had taken her flaws and airbrushed them away. She was attractive, in a whitebread-same-as-thousands-of-other-starlets kind of way. Here is an explanation. If you have to choose between bland and beautiful, and unique and pretty, I would recommend the latter. Oh, and by the way, the website also has Angelina Jolie before-and-after nose job pictures. I would like to go on the record as stating that I would have taken Miss Jolie in even without the nose job. Aren't I the gentleman?:p __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

10-26-2007, 10:59 AM	#16
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	So did SJP ever get naked on Sex & the City? Or even pop her top? I remember reading an article ages ago saying she wouldn't do it, so the burden was on the other three women. (Fortunately they had Kim Cattrall.. after seeing some of her other work, it's surprising she made it through Star Trek VI with her Starfleet uniform on.)

10-26-2007, 11:06 AM	#18
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Has Maxim ever been known for being about inner beauty anyway?

10-26-2007, 11:11 AM	#19
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Good point. But imagine if you are any one of these women, and you hear about this. (You WILL hear about it.) Even if you don't value Maxim, it's not going to make you feel better about yourself.

10-26-2007, 11:14 AM	#20
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh, it would make me feel bad, for sure. It's mean, yes, but not out of character for the publication.

10-26-2007, 11:59 AM	#22
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Once again, I am perplexed by the fact that Uma Thurman somehow failed to make the cut.

10-26-2007, 01:22 PM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Maybe I'm weird but I think Uma is beeeyoooteeeful!

10-26-2007, 01:41 PM	#25
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Honestly though, who cares what Maxim thinks? This is the publication that ranked Lindsay Lohan above the incomparable Jessica Alba in their Top 100. I wouldn't fuck Lindsay Lohan with Bea Arthur's dick. Ok, actually, I would. But only out of spite.

10-26-2007, 02:19 PM	#26
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You just want to get your hands on Bea's equipment.

10-26-2007, 08:09 PM	#28
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I never said anything about pieces.

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