Dazza wants to know... - Page 2

Clodfobble · 11-30-2008, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Aliantha

He saw someone putting artificial sweetener into their cup of coke. He wondered if it was common practice.

Blech, no. Regular.joe is right, Florida is technically part of the US, but no one likes to admit it.

ZenGum · 11-30-2008, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

When I sold cars we had a finance guy that laced his coffee with meth all day, every day. He looked exactly like Beavis and often sounded like him too. That's one mormon who really misunderstood some of the rules.

I initially read that as "one moron who". A MORMON??? Bwahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.

That's a big call, Joe, but I do recall even Bugs Bunny cut the state off and set it adrift. (Rebel Rabbit, I think it was.)

TheMercenary · 11-30-2008, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by regular.joe

Answer to all of your questions: He was in Florida. Dumbest/weirdest people in the US bar none.

They can't be trusted to elect a president why would anyone trust them to give you a haircut?

classicman · 11-30-2008, 10:48 AM

It could have been worse - he could have run into rkzenrage

Chocolatl · 11-30-2008, 10:59 AM

As a native Floridian, I will agree that we are probably one of the craziest states there is. In our defense though, it looks like Dazza was down in Dania Beach, about a half hour away from where I went to high school. That area is pretty much a hellhole, and even though my family lives down there I make it a point not to go back if I can help it.

TheMercenary · 11-30-2008, 11:08 AM

Actually I was joking with (at) you. There is not a state in the nation devoid of idiots, rednecks, racsists, tree-huggers, and right-wing bible beating wackos. Florida just has more of them.

Chocolatl · 11-30-2008, 11:10 AM

That's why I love it here! Makes life interesting.

Clodfobble · 11-30-2008, 11:43 AM

You know, I've thought more and more about this, and I really find it unbelievable that even someone in Florida poured a packet of sweetener into a Coke. Is Dazza really sure it wasn't just a glass of dark iced tea? We drink a lot of iced tea here in the South.

TheMercenary · 11-30-2008, 11:56 AM

Good one! I bet it was tea.

wolf · 11-30-2008, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sorry, cut coke with meth? As in Crystal Meth, methamphetamine?

We've been seeing a lot of that lately at the hospital. We've been challenging the junkies about it and they're all pretty much saying "I have not done any meth, I hate that shit."

It's kind of an extra added bonus, I suppose, like finding two toys in your Happy Meal.

Aliantha · 11-30-2008, 04:06 PM

He's positive it was coke.

11-30-2008, 10:48 AM	#19
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	It could have been worse - he could have run into rkzenrage __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-30-2008, 11:08 AM	#21
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Actually I was joking with (at) you. There is not a state in the nation devoid of idiots, rednecks, racsists, tree-huggers, and right-wing bible beating wackos. Florida just has more of them. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-30-2008, 11:43 AM	#23
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You know, I've thought more and more about this, and I really find it unbelievable that even someone in Florida poured a packet of sweetener into a Coke. Is Dazza really sure it wasn't just a glass of dark iced tea? We drink a lot of iced tea here in the South. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-30-2008, 11:56 AM	#24
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Good one! I bet it was tea. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-30-2008, 04:06 PM	#26
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	He's positive it was coke. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-30-2008, 10:59 AM	#20
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	As a native Floridian, I will agree that we are probably one of the craziest states there is. In our defense though, it looks like Dazza was down in Dania Beach, about a half hour away from where I went to high school. That area is pretty much a hellhole, and even though my family lives down there I make it a point not to go back if I can help it.

11-30-2008, 11:10 AM	#22
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	That's why I love it here! Makes life interesting.

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