Who's spitting on your soul today? - Page 2

lumberjim · 12-16-2008, 02:50 PM

?what?, there isn't a 'what's chapping your ass today?' thread already?

foot!

Cicero · 12-16-2008, 02:53 PM

Yah. I had nowhere to put that. That's chapping my ass too.

footfootfoot · 12-16-2008, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

Sometimes violent teens really chap my ass.

http://news.aol.com/article/grandmot...-attack/278791

Those teens would make great fish bait!

BigV · 04-19-2009, 02:54 AM

the dog

Trilby · 04-19-2009, 03:35 AM

the ex

capnhowdy · 04-19-2009, 09:42 AM

My soul is completely inaccessible to spittle.

classicman · 04-19-2009, 12:53 PM

re: V & Bri - could you get her ex and his dog together? sounds like they deserve each other

footfootfoot · 04-19-2009, 08:54 PM

Ex + Dog = One hell of a great idea!

Ooooh sorry, my karma ran over your dogma.

The very little patience I have for dogs is usually all used up on their owners. At the bike race today, someone who I know and like(d) brought his huge ass Alsatian who was ten months old and not socialized to a crowd of thousands. Leaping, snarling, barking at everyone as he walked the gauntlet. WTF? dude. Leave your anti social dog at home. This isn't the event to crowd train him at.

Most dog owners lack the balls to walk up and down the street shouting at random people "fuck you. you suck, I'm envious of your life or car or clothes or lover." Or whatever. Instead they have their fucking proxy dogs do all the anti social shit they haven't got the balls to do themselves.

It's almost the same as parents who think their little kids are so adorable when they let them run amok and trash places. "Oh aren't they cute?"

Yes. They are delightful.

Clodfobble · 04-20-2009, 03:44 PM

Yes, and let's not forget the douchebags who think they can bring their massive dog to the playground with no leash. "Oh, he's always very gentle with our kids, I'm sure he'll be fine with other kids that he's never met."

SteveDallas · 04-20-2009, 04:26 PM

I'm thinking, to make some money in this wretched economy, we should set up a Cellar Daycare and Cellar Pet-Sitting service. We'd be great at it.

capnhowdy · 04-20-2009, 08:54 PM

Would you guys still look after me?

nmckenzie02 · 04-20-2009, 09:04 PM

why would you do that to me? all i want is a dreamlover so the rest of the world can go piss on themselves while we sleep peacefully.
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p.s. don't ask what you already know, goddammit.

capnhowdy · 04-20-2009, 09:12 PM

err...... OK.

classicman · 04-20-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nmckenzie02

all i want is a dreamlover
p.s. don't ask what you already know, goddammit.

Isn't that the guy who posts the really shitty pics of pillows burning?

capnhowdy · 04-21-2009, 08:06 AM

I read most of his posts and they were (IMO) all equally pointless.

12-16-2008, 02:50 PM	#16
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	?what?, there isn't a 'what's chapping your ass today?' thread already? foot! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2008, 02:53 PM	#17
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Yah. I had nowhere to put that. That's chapping my ass too. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-19-2009, 02:54 AM	#19
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	the dog __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-19-2009, 03:35 AM	#20
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	the ex __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

04-19-2009, 09:42 AM	#21
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	My soul is completely inaccessible to spittle. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-19-2009, 12:53 PM	#22
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	re: V & Bri - could you get her ex and his dog together? sounds like they deserve each other __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-19-2009, 08:54 PM	#23
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Ex + Dog = One hell of a great idea! Ooooh sorry, my karma ran over your dogma. The very little patience I have for dogs is usually all used up on their owners. At the bike race today, someone who I know and like(d) brought his huge ass Alsatian who was ten months old and not socialized to a crowd of thousands. Leaping, snarling, barking at everyone as he walked the gauntlet. WTF? dude. Leave your anti social dog at home. This isn't the event to crowd train him at. Most dog owners lack the balls to walk up and down the street shouting at random people "fuck you. you suck, I'm envious of your life or car or clothes or lover." Or whatever. Instead they have their fucking proxy dogs do all the anti social shit they haven't got the balls to do themselves. It's almost the same as parents who think their little kids are so adorable when they let them run amok and trash places. "Oh aren't they cute?" Yes. They are delightful. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

04-20-2009, 03:44 PM	#24
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Yes, and let's not forget the douchebags who think they can bring their massive dog to the playground with no leash. "Oh, he's always very gentle with our kids, I'm sure he'll be fine with other kids that he's never met." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-20-2009, 04:26 PM	#25
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'm thinking, to make some money in this wretched economy, we should set up a Cellar Daycare and Cellar Pet-Sitting service. We'd be great at it.

04-20-2009, 08:54 PM	#26
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Would you guys still look after me? __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-20-2009, 09:04 PM	#27
nmckenzie02 Dry Nurse Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23	fracco berry juice why would you do that to me? all i want is a dreamlover so the rest of the world can go piss on themselves while we sleep peacefully. --- p.s. don't ask what you already know, goddammit. __________________ www.fortysixunderground.com

04-20-2009, 09:12 PM	#28
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	err...... OK. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-21-2009, 08:06 AM	#30
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	I read most of his posts and they were (IMO) all equally pointless. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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