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04-07-2009, 12:09 PM
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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I was late because the Hobo was faster than most.
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04-07-2009, 12:53 PM
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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04-07-2009, 12:56 PM
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is fleeing the scene
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Beautiful CO
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So I gues you don't dick around when you're getting ready for work in the morning?
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04-07-2009, 01:53 PM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
Join Date: Nov 2007
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04-07-2009, 02:04 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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"I have an eye problem. I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Actually had a cow orker call in to say her boyfriend fucked her so hard the night before she couldn't walk. We were more amazed that she found a guy to fuck her in the first place (or anyplace else for that matter) than we were that she used that excuse.
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04-07-2009, 02:07 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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04-07-2009, 02:08 PM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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The only response I get if I am late for work is ... "Moo?" Occasionally it is "Moo Moo Moo!!!" And if I am lucky they make me a pie....
Um nothing at all like the Pie above 
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Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind. Last edited by Nirvana; 04-07-2009 at 02:10 PM. Reason: Pie posted |
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04-07-2009, 02:19 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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Well I had to either refill my happy pills or buy some more ammo. It turned out the drugstore wasn't open yet.
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04-07-2009, 04:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Motorcade.
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04-07-2009, 04:57 PM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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funeral procession?
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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04-07-2009, 05:22 PM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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The interstate was closed because there was a pig on the loose.
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04-07-2009, 05:45 PM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I was playing online poker and it would have been rude to stop and not let my tablemates have a chance at winning something back.
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04-07-2009, 06:48 PM
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Encroaching on your decrees
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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There was a tree down across the road and the detour is 30 miles ... [actually I rather foolishly drove the car under the tree ...] ....
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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04-07-2009, 08:59 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I was playing online poker and some asshole from Valley Forge National Park was winning all my money.
(Note: In reality this is no excuse. Just play poker from work.) |
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