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Old 04-25-2009, 01:44 AM   #16
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great. i try to get a female concensus and i get dudes answering. well fine! i'd better not hear any females complaing about the names i use for their junk...
Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.
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Old 04-25-2009, 03:02 AM   #17
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No matter what you call it, guys will do the stupidest shit to get it.

And women know that.

And yet, they still marry us.

I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.
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Old 04-25-2009, 03:58 AM   #18
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Call it what you want, but it ain't junk.
Second. If you expect to get any of it on a regular basis you better come up with a new name for it.
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Old 04-25-2009, 07:18 AM   #19
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Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...

Oh my God. He gets it.


I don't really have a preferred term. Not really. Most I don't mind. I have terms I detest. Don't like the word 'pussy'. Dunno why, always found that one an uncomfortable fit. Don't mind 'cunt'. Or 'Vag', or 'Bajina' *grins*. But not pussy. Always sounds fucking dumb to me. Don't think it works when an English guy says it.

There was a couple I used to know in Bolton. They lived in the flat below us. For some reason this topic of conversation came up at a party and apparently, he called it her little flower. *blinks* This of course led to this poor girl being greeted with "Hey, Lisa! Show us Your Flower!" for about the next five years :P

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Old 04-25-2009, 12:28 PM   #20
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I believe that's because you can't take a battery home to meet your mother.
That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.
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Old 04-25-2009, 12:37 PM   #21
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That's close, but not quite. I'd say that their mothers want grandchildren. If it weren't for that, the mothers would probably recommend the batteries instead of the men.

Heh, mine would. My brothers gave her the grandchildren, it's all good.
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Old 04-25-2009, 12:52 PM   #22
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And yet, they still marry us.
There's simple explanation..
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Old 04-25-2009, 10:56 PM   #23
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In our house, the little boys like to refer to it as a "pretend willy", me being sprung whilst dashing to the clothes dryer....."heeeeey, you have a pretend willy, not a REAL one".

Im happier calling people "cunts" than refering to a vagina that way.

My circle of friends use, twat, fanny, baj, minge and gina (sorry Gina )
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Old 04-26-2009, 01:16 AM   #24
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When she stated that men are only good for chores because we're stupid, that's when I knew she's gonna be alone a long, LONG time.
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Old 04-26-2009, 02:09 AM   #25
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Sorry... I've been following along... I'm a little ... confused.


What is this female genitalia you speak of?
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Old 04-26-2009, 07:19 AM   #26
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Them gals must be sworn to secrecy, or (more likely) they haven't got a Y chromosome and therefore are too busy thinking about whether their ass is too big, or not big enough, or if they remembered to feed the fish or cats or what are they going to make for dinner and was she insinuating that I am low class by that remark I wonder if there is a sale on english muffins at the store this week, we can freeze the extras Sally hasn't returned my call I wonder if she is ok, that guy she is going out with is such a jerk, I think she needs to work on her self esteem, how come my trainer makes that funny face when I am on the adductor machine? I don't know if I should continue my membership there...
That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.
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Old 04-26-2009, 07:28 AM   #27
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No, no. Far more distracted during sex :P
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Old 04-26-2009, 07:40 AM   #28
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Old 04-26-2009, 09:27 AM   #29
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now that's old school
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:44 AM   #30
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That's what they are thinking when you have sex with them.
Which means: Ur doin' it wrong.
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