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05-12-2009, 08:28 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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... your dick starts turning green....
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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05-12-2009, 08:37 AM
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Gone and done
Join Date: Sep 2001
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...she starts to talk.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
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05-12-2009, 09:04 AM
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Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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...someone gets seriously hurt, and then sorry won't be enough!!
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05-12-2009, 09:06 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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...some asshat comes along and mucks it all up.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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05-12-2009, 09:18 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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... the flying monkeys arrive.
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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05-12-2009, 07:21 PM
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trying hard to be a better person
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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... someone decides to take the moral high ground.
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Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber |
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05-12-2009, 09:34 PM
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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. . . somebody starts running a BBS.
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05-12-2009, 11:38 PM
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Beware of potatoes
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Upstate NY, USA
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The IRS sends you a summons.
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"I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable." |
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05-13-2009, 12:01 AM
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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It's all fun and games until it's not fun and games anymore.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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05-13-2009, 12:17 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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... the first body part is found in the stew.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-13-2009, 08:09 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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... the drugs wear off
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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05-13-2009, 10:30 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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..you run out of ice.....
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Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please. |
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05-13-2009, 11:34 PM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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until someone loses an eye.
Then it's all "Hey! Free eyeball!"
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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05-14-2009, 11:53 AM
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polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
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... the zombie fire ants
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Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac |
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