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Shawnee123 · 07-23-2009, 11:15 AM

If Spexx, Zen, Bri, and I hooked up...we would have the best post-apocalyptic party EVAH.

I actually said Teh intrawebz but changed it to pierogies. I'm expecting the munchies after hitting Zen's stash of recreationals.

Cloud · 07-23-2009, 12:03 PM

and how many of us actually have emergency supplies stored, hmm?

glatt · 07-23-2009, 12:26 PM

Yeah, right. Like you're going to trick us into telling you where the supplies are. I certainly don't have any.

Pie · 07-23-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

and how many of us actually have emergency supplies stored, hmm?

I've got food, water, drugs, & sanitation covered for 2+months in our emergency stores. I think we're doing okay. Everything but guns.

For the Pockylips, I'd stock up on cyanide pills. Who wants to survive that?

Griff · 07-23-2009, 02:35 PM

Pete, Lil Pete, and Lil Griff.

Brains will be more dear than stuff in the event of a shit-storm.

Sheldonrs · 07-23-2009, 02:37 PM

Matt Damon
Tequila
1 Power Bar

wolf · 07-23-2009, 03:02 PM

Ammo
Water
Liquor (for trading, and possibly medicinal use.)

Aliantha · 07-23-2009, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I think I'll just hang out with Zen. Or:

Pierogies
Tequila
Cigarettes

I'll probably die. I figure I'll have fun on the way out.

To clarify: is everyone dead, or are most people dead? Are the people remaining zombies that I need to shoot at or hide from? Are there buildings? Will there be snacks?

I really need more information as to the meaning of the "end of civilization as we know it" to come up with a more precise list of my needs.

OK well obviously no everyone is dead! You're alive aren't you???

Anyway, I was thinking of a society overrun by anarchy. Total breakdown of government and law. Every man for himself so to speak.

I don't think there'd be zombies, but there'd probably still be deadshits.

DanaC · 07-24-2009, 06:11 AM

@ Dar, I totally get that. My first thought was: "Shit....no hydrous ointment, or Oilatum, or Ventolin."

I don't think I would want to continue in a world that didn't have well-balanced hydrating creams and ointments. I'd be most likely to end up with some hideous skin infection against which anti-biotics might have been fine but against which I would no longer have a defence. I wouldn't dare wash my face because without cream to put on afterwards the skin stiffens to a mask. I'd have no response to the itch, the pain or the debilitating effects. None.

That scares the shit out of me. Really it does. Probably my worst nightmare. Along with not having an inhaler to hand when asthma flares.

If my loved ones are still about after The Event, then I'd probably hope to have a decent supply of creams and emollients and ventolin.

If they weren't about, then there would be little point in continuing anyway and going through the hell of untreated/able eczema. So I'd just hope I had the guts to go through with killing myself ahead of that.

Cheery huh? You'd never guess I was basically an optimist :P

Aliantha · 07-24-2009, 06:15 AM

Geez Dana...it was half tongue in cheek this thread...mainly because I had my period and was thinking about what wonderful inventions tampons are and how it'd really suck if I didn't have them anymore.

I think most people might surprise themselves if the end of civilization did occur. I know I wouldn't be laying down in a heap on the ground regardless of what might happen, and yes, I know all about skin infections thanks to my skin disorders, but I figure there'll be chemist shops I can rip off if I need to. The druggies wont be stealing the stuff I need.

DanaC · 07-24-2009, 06:17 AM

Like I say. My response would depend how many peeps I had left in the world. And dogs, obviously :P

A big pouch of smoke would be an essential I think.

Aliantha · 07-24-2009, 06:18 AM

I'd probably end up eating my dogs. lol

Shawnee123 · 07-24-2009, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Like I say. My response would depend how many peeps I had left in the world. And dogs, obviously :P

A big pouch of smoke would be an essential I think.

Care to join the Zen/Spexx/Bri/Shaw faction? We've got all your aftermath supplies here at Apocalypse Emporium! I'll stock up. I will.

morethanpretty · 07-24-2009, 08:19 AM

I'm joining the party!
I'll bring hard liquor, brownies and lube!

(I was gonna say condoms, then realized the needlessness of those in the situation)

Shawnee123 · 07-24-2009, 08:22 AM

Sweet! But, uh, lube? Only you, mtp.

07-23-2009, 11:15 AM	#16
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	If Spexx, Zen, Bri, and I hooked up...we would have the best post-apocalyptic party EVAH. I actually said Teh intrawebz but changed it to pierogies. I'm expecting the munchies after hitting Zen's stash of recreationals. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-23-2009, 12:03 PM	#17
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	and how many of us actually have emergency supplies stored, hmm? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

07-23-2009, 02:35 PM	#20
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Pete, Lil Pete, and Lil Griff. Brains will be more dear than stuff in the event of a shit-storm. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-23-2009, 02:37 PM	#21
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Matt Damon Tequila 1 Power Bar __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

07-23-2009, 03:02 PM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Ammo Water Liquor (for trading, and possibly medicinal use.) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-23-2009, 12:26 PM	#18
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yeah, right. Like you're going to trick us into telling you where the supplies are. I certainly don't have any.

07-24-2009, 06:15 AM	#25
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Geez Dana...it was half tongue in cheek this thread...mainly because I had my period and was thinking about what wonderful inventions tampons are and how it'd really suck if I didn't have them anymore. I think most people might surprise themselves if the end of civilization did occur. I know I wouldn't be laying down in a heap on the ground regardless of what might happen, and yes, I know all about skin infections thanks to my skin disorders, but I figure there'll be chemist shops I can rip off if I need to. The druggies wont be stealing the stuff I need. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-24-2009, 06:18 AM	#27
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'd probably end up eating my dogs. lol __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-24-2009, 08:19 AM	#29
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I'm joining the party! I'll bring hard liquor, brownies and lube! (I was gonna say condoms, then realized the needlessness of those in the situation) __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

07-24-2009, 08:22 AM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sweet! But, uh, lube? Only you, mtp. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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