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12-10-2009, 10:20 PM | #16 |
I hear them call the tide
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Spidey thinks she is not pretty and sparkly enough, and is removing the opposition. make her more pretty and sparkly thusly:
1) give spiderman a bath with an extremely aromatic shampoo. 2) place catnip toys around the base of the tree, a small distance from the trunk 3) slather the trunk with the extremely aromatic shampoo.
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12-10-2009, 10:23 PM | #17 |
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
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Get a large, shallow steel oil change pan. Fill it with an inch of water. Place tree in pan. Attach electric fence power source. That will keep kitteh away from the tree, and it will help keep the tree nicely humidified.
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12-11-2009, 03:49 AM | #18 | |
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Think of it from Spiderman's point of view.
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