Car, Car, C-A-R, Stick Your Head - Page 2

Clodfobble · 03-01-2010, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

As I was walking down the street one dark and gloomy day
I came upon a billboard and much to my dismay
...

That's a (slight bastardization of a) real song, by Homer & Jethro. Got radio play in the 50s and everything.

jinx · 03-01-2010, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

I see stars, I see Mars,
I see someone's underdrawers.

I see London, I see France, I see Pete's underpants.

Juniper · 03-01-2010, 11:41 AM

Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver
Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver's here.
He drinks and he smokes and he tells dirty jokes
Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver's here.

Juniper · 03-01-2010, 11:43 AM

mama mama can't you see?
what the baby's done to me?
took away my MTV
now i'm watching dumb barney
Tic Tac Toe three in a row
barney got shot by GI Joe
mama called the doctor and the doctor said
oops barneys dead shot in the head
(don't stop slappin' 'till your hands get red)

Juniper · 03-01-2010, 11:45 AM

Miss Lucy had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to
Hello operator, get me number nine
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your
Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass
Miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park
The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark!

(yeesh, that's an OLD one.)

lumberjim · 03-01-2010, 11:53 AM

me Chinee, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke!

Pie · 03-01-2010, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SamIam

Great big globs of greasey slimy gopher guts,
Dirty little babies feet,
Mutilated monkey meat
And me without my spoon
But I had a straw
(sluuuuurrrp!)

Great green globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
mutilated monkey meat
chopped up baby parakeet
All these things are very very good to eat
'cept I forgot my spoon.
They gave me chopsticks
And indigestion...
excuse me... <barfing noises>

Pie · 03-01-2010, 12:57 PM

Eenie-meenie essa-meenie
ooh-ah ah-bellini
essa-meenie sala-meenie
ooh alla-ah -- tutti frutti
Down down baby
Down by the rollercoaster
Sweet sweet baby
I'll never let you go
Shamrock, shamrock, shammy shammy shamrock
Caught you with your boyfriend, naughty naughty
Won't do the dishes, lazy lazy
Stole a piece of candy, greedy greedy
Jumped out the window, crazy crazy
Eenie-meenie essa-meenie
ooh-ah ah-bellini
essa-meenie sala-meenie
ooh alla-ah -- tutti frutti

Pie · 03-01-2010, 01:08 PM

And a classic:

Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac
All dressed in black, black, black.
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
All down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother
For 50 cents, cents, cents.
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high
They touched the sky, sky, sky
They never came back, back, back
Till the 4th of July, July, July

classicman · 03-01-2010, 03:03 PM

Whistle while you work,
Hitler is a jerk,
Mousolini pulled his weenie,
now it doesn't work.

Nirvana · 03-02-2010, 10:17 PM

Deck the hall with balls from Collies
fa la la la la la la la la

[of course it was about dogs

]

squirell nutkin · 03-03-2010, 08:52 AM

The Lawnmower Song:

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I overlooked before.
One leg is missing
The second is torn
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn
There's no need explaining
The one leg remaining
Is out on the carport floor
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over looked before!

Gravdigr · 03-03-2010, 02:32 PM

One bright morning, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Pulled out their knives and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
He came and arrested the two dead boys.
Now, if you don't believe this tale, so tall,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it all.

Gravdigr · 03-03-2010, 02:39 PM

Tarbender, my wife says I've had tee many martoonis. But, I'm not as much under the alfluence of incahol as some thinkle peep I am.

Nirvana · 03-03-2010, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

The Lawnmower Song:

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I overlooked before.
One leg is missing
The second is torn
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn
There's no need explaining
The one leg remaining
Is out on the carport floor
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I over looked before!

Nice!

03-01-2010, 11:53 AM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	me Chinee, me play joke, me put pee pee in your coke! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-01-2010, 12:57 PM	#23
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Eenie-meenie essa-meenie ooh-ah ah-bellini essa-meenie sala-meenie ooh alla-ah -- tutti frutti Down down baby Down by the rollercoaster Sweet sweet baby I'll never let you go Shamrock, shamrock, shammy shammy shamrock Caught you with your boyfriend, naughty naughty Won't do the dishes, lazy lazy Stole a piece of candy, greedy greedy Jumped out the window, crazy crazy Eenie-meenie essa-meenie ooh-ah ah-bellini essa-meenie sala-meenie ooh alla-ah -- tutti frutti __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. Last edited by Pie; 03-01-2010 at 01:02 PM.

03-01-2010, 01:08 PM	#24
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	And a classic: Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac All dressed in black, black, black. With silver buttons, buttons, buttons All down her back, back, back. She asked her mother, mother, mother For 50 cents, cents, cents. To see the elephants, elephants, elephants Jump over the fence, fence, fence. They jumped so high, high, high They touched the sky, sky, sky They never came back, back, back Till the 4th of July, July, July __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-01-2010, 03:03 PM	#25
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Whistle while you work, Hitler is a jerk, Mousolini pulled his weenie, now it doesn't work. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-02-2010, 10:17 PM	#26
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Deck the hall with balls from Collies fa la la la la la la la la [of course it was about dogs ] __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

03-01-2010, 11:41 AM	#18
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver, bus driver Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver's here. He drinks and he smokes and he tells dirty jokes Three cheers for the bus driver, bus driver's here.

03-01-2010, 11:43 AM	#19
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	mama mama can't you see? what the baby's done to me? took away my MTV now i'm watching dumb barney Tic Tac Toe three in a row barney got shot by GI Joe mama called the doctor and the doctor said oops barneys dead shot in the head (don't stop slappin' 'till your hands get red)

03-01-2010, 11:45 AM	#20
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	Miss Lucy had a steamboat The steamboat had a bell Miss Lucy went to heaven and the steamboat went to Hello operator, get me number nine And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your Behind the 'frigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Lucy sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their Flies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park The boys and girls are kissing in the D-A-R-K dark! (yeesh, that's an OLD one.)

03-03-2010, 08:52 AM	#27
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	The Lawnmower Song: I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I overlooked before. One leg is missing The second is torn The third leg is scattered all over the lawn There's no need explaining The one leg remaining Is out on the carport floor I'm looking over my dead dog Rover That I over looked before! __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

03-03-2010, 02:32 PM	#28
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	One bright morning, in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, Pulled out their knives and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, He came and arrested the two dead boys. Now, if you don't believe this tale, so tall, Just ask the blind man, he saw it all. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-03-2010, 02:39 PM	#29
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tarbender, my wife says I've had tee many martoonis. But, I'm not as much under the alfluence of incahol as some thinkle peep I am. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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