Your Mamma is so Fat.... - Page 2

Griff · 03-27-2010, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleWolf

Yo mamma so fat, China uses her to block the internet.

Gravdigr · 03-27-2010, 05:21 PM

Ya momma is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on.

Ya momma is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and the guys played football on her back.

Ya momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter, and when she got up it was two dimes and a nickel.

bluecuracao · 04-10-2010, 07:56 PM

Yo mamma so fat, she shops for clothes at Lands End of the Lost. Her favorite designer label is Versasquatch.

monster · 04-10-2010, 09:36 PM

Yo mama is so fat, she really can be in two places at once

Yznhymr · 04-13-2010, 11:51 PM

Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on

Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite

Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama"

Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

toranokaze · 04-14-2010, 12:04 AM

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she brings the tide.

Yo mama's so fat they have a "do not serve poster" at the buffets.

Yo mama's so fat her shadow weights 90lb.

Yo mama's so fat she is used as a landmark.

Yo mama's so fat she forgot what her feet look like.

Yo mama's so fat she affects the Large Hadron Collider.

Yo mama's so fat they are mushrooms in her jelly rolls.

Shawnee123 · 04-14-2010, 08:36 AM

When can we do the dead baby jokes?

03-27-2010, 05:21 PM	#17
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya momma is so fat, she uses a boomerang to put her belt on. Ya momma is so fat, she wore a green and white striped sweater, and the guys played football on her back. Ya momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter, and when she got up it was two dimes and a nickel. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-10-2010, 09:36 PM	#19
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Yo mama is so fat, she really can be in two places at once __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-13-2010, 11:51 PM	#20
Yznhymr the crowd goes wild! Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 663	Yo Mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing Yo Mama's so fat, she filled up the tub, then turned the water on Yo Mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials Yo Mama's so fat, the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts Yo Mama's so fat, the only pictures they have of her are via satellite Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live Yo Mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits everybody but yo mama" Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down __________________ "The pride system tends to intensify the self-hate against which it is supposed to be a defense, since any failure to live up to one's tyrannical shoulds or of the world to honor one's claims leads to feelings of worthlessness." Bernard J. Paris, Ph.D.

04-14-2010, 12:04 AM	#21
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she brings the tide. Yo mama's so fat they have a "do not serve poster" at the buffets. Yo mama's so fat her shadow weights 90lb. Yo mama's so fat she is used as a landmark. Yo mama's so fat she forgot what her feet look like. Yo mama's so fat she affects the Large Hadron Collider. Yo mama's so fat they are mushrooms in her jelly rolls. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

04-14-2010, 08:36 AM	#22
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	When can we do the dead baby jokes? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-10-2010, 07:56 PM	#18
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Yo mamma so fat, she shops for clothes at Lands End of the Lost. Her favorite designer label is Versasquatch.

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