If you live to 100... - Page 2

TheMercenary · 05-04-2010, 09:01 PM

Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.

Sheldonrs · 05-05-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

If, by some direct intervention from God, I live to be 100 years old, I'm gonna beat-off on the town square, even if I have to take a little blue pill to do it!

What's the town squares' name and why do you want to beat off on him? Because he's not hip and cool?

Gravdigr · 05-06-2010, 03:10 PM

hahahahaha---NOT!

ZenGum · 05-06-2010, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Peace and quiet.

No women.

A cabin in the woods.

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spudcon · 05-06-2010, 10:49 PM

Gonna get laid!

classicman · 05-06-2010, 11:14 PM

that the unibombers place? I thought someone already bought it

ZenGum · 05-07-2010, 05:08 AM

Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.

Shawnee123 · 05-07-2010, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was.

It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now.

I'd recognize that cabin anywhere. The UnAbomber said I could have it.

(Did you ever wonder how many times someone corrected Bush that it is NU-CLEE-AR, not NUK-U-LAR, yet he refused to comply?)

Trilby · 05-07-2010, 08:49 AM

Dance on the grave of a jogger.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-07-2010, 09:32 AM

Dancing is too much work, how about picnicking?

classicman · 05-07-2010, 10:07 AM

Lemme axe you sumptin?
No? then F off.

ZenGum · 05-07-2010, 10:11 AM

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Stormieweather · 05-07-2010, 10:11 AM

Lessee...I will do the sky diving long before I'm 100 (my 22 yr old son and I plan to go together soon). There's very little else in the way of 'adventure' that I haven't already.

So the second half of my century will be spent enjoying my children (and as yet unborn grandchildren) and playing with my various hobbies (like street racing my corvette

). Oh and earning a living, because I spent the first half of my century adventuring instead of investing

.

classicman · 05-07-2010, 10:20 AM

one frickin typo and the nazis come out from under their rocks.

xoxoxoBruce · 05-07-2010, 11:18 AM

The FBI tagged him UNABOM.
The media called him Unabomber.
The people called him Unibomber.
Unlike Soviet Russia, the people win.

05-06-2010, 03:10 PM	#18
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	hahahahaha---NOT! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-06-2010, 10:49 PM	#20
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Gonna get laid! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

05-06-2010, 11:14 PM	#21
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	that the unibombers place? I thought someone already bought it __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2010, 05:08 AM	#22
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Un - A - bomber ... but yes, it was. It was moved to a warehouse, for some reason. Dunno if anyone owns it now. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-07-2010, 08:49 AM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Dance on the grave of a jogger. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-04-2010, 09:01 PM	#16
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Peace and quiet. No women. A cabin in the woods.

05-07-2010, 09:32 AM	#25
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Dancing is too much work, how about picnicking? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

05-07-2010, 10:07 AM	#26
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Lemme axe you sumptin? No? then F off. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2010, 10:11 AM	#27
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	__________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-07-2010, 10:11 AM	#28
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Lessee...I will do the sky diving long before I'm 100 (my 22 yr old son and I plan to go together soon). There's very little else in the way of 'adventure' that I haven't already. So the second half of my century will be spent enjoying my children (and as yet unborn grandchildren) and playing with my various hobbies (like street racing my corvette ). Oh and earning a living, because I spent the first half of my century adventuring instead of investing . __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

05-07-2010, 10:20 AM	#29
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	one frickin typo and the nazis come out from under their rocks. Attached Images __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-07-2010, 11:18 AM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The FBI tagged him UNABOM. The media called him Unabomber. The people called him Unibomber. Unlike Soviet Russia, the people win. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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