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Old 06-17-2013, 01:07 PM   #16
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I have a stripper name, too. I made sure my kids were both Supreme Court Justice names, though the girl admittedly has a nickname until she's an adult and can decide to accept her lifelong term on the bench.
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Old 06-17-2013, 01:21 PM   #17
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Ian Anderson took my rock and roll cherry, everything up to that point was mere dalliance.

Evil? Aqualung was not very seemly, but I don't think it was "evil".
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Old 06-21-2013, 12:10 AM   #18
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Plenty of good ians and iains, I have problems with Daves. nothing good ever came from the Britney sisterhood.

My name is a rare crossover stripper/judge-royalty You be the judge if you know what it is....
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Old 06-21-2013, 09:06 AM   #19
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I'd say yours is more of a VIP room stripper name Monster, not a pole dancer stripper name.
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Old 06-21-2013, 09:20 AM   #20
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My name is a stripper name.
A teenage stripper, all bubblegum and badly painted toenails.

As an adult I am a woman with children I hate, who never wear enough clothes (and neither do I) and who I like to alternatively slap or ignore in public. With a fag hanging out of my mouth.
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Old 06-21-2013, 05:48 PM   #21
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I'd say yours is more of a VIP room stripper name Monster, not a pole dancer stripper name.
Yeah, for monster I'd go more with "madame of the brothel" than plain old stripper. Me, I'm a "fresh off the bus from the Midwest lookin' to make it big in the city as an actress" kind of stripper.
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Old 06-21-2013, 07:08 PM   #22
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Agreed. You are rocking the whole 'girl next door' things between your looks and name.
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Old 06-21-2013, 10:48 PM   #23
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I have the misfortune of having neither a true, gritty stripper name, nor a Supreme Court Justice name. I have a '60s go-go girl name. Pathetic.

You could never put 'Queen' in front of my name, nor 'Supreme Court Justice', nor 'President'.

So I chose another name and added it to my legal name when I took US citizenship. It's much more powerful and respectable, but very few people know I have it at all. As I don't expect I'll become a Supreme Court Justice, there's no problem. I know I have it, and that's good enough.
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:00 AM   #24
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Is there any similar dichotomy for men's names?
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:03 AM   #25
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dickotomy?
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Old 06-22-2013, 12:05 AM   #26
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yes. pres/prince or high-school-dropout

Princess Beans has a ring to it, don't you think?

Beest has a high-school-dropout name.
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Old 06-22-2013, 05:42 AM   #27
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Or can you add The Great after your name?
My Dad can. I know that because some old chap in history did it and he had the same name.

My Mum can too. Because Judy Blume wrote a book about it.
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Old 06-22-2013, 05:51 AM   #28
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Back in the day, at university, one lecturer told three of us girl students that we sounded more like a trio of nightclubs than three language students. That was when the clubs were named after the strippers that worked there. :p

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