Which would you rather fight - Page 2

DanaC · 12-29-2014, 05:53 PM

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lumberjim · 12-29-2014, 06:04 PM

it all depends on weapon selection. If It's barehanded, I'd have to try the horslets. A horse sized duck could give you one hell of a blood blister if it got a hold of you with it's bill.... and ducks do NOT play when they fight. Those webbed feet LOOk like rubber... but they have claws.

I think I could kick, choke and atomic elbow my way through the horses eventually.

lumberjim · 12-29-2014, 06:12 PM

would you rather fight....

10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders

or
1 Dallas Cowboy

sexobon · 12-29-2014, 06:56 PM

I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 07:00 PM

Whichever one doesn't have glitter?

xoxoxoBruce · 12-29-2014, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon

I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.

You underestimate the level of viciousness those ladies can generate. They scratched, clawed and backstabbed their way to the Cowboy Cheerleaders, for god's sake, each and every one of them.

sexobon · 12-29-2014, 07:36 PM

I don't mind if they do that on their way to me. Divide and conquer, may the best gal win.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-29-2014, 07:43 PM

I'll bet you won't like your balls being divided from your company. I'm tellin' ya, they're piranha.

Now I realize you're a professionally trained killing machine, (with high moral judgment and compassion), but you can't buck the tide for long. They'll grind you down one nibble at a tiime, until you lose the will to resist.

lumberjim · 12-29-2014, 07:45 PM

they will not only kick you in the ding ding, they will psychologically and financially ruin you.

I'd take my chances with Demarcus Ware

sexobon · 12-29-2014, 08:06 PM

I have to admit, there were no Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the interrogation team when I went through SERE training. Perhaps they're a wildcard and I wouldn't want to underestimate them. OTOH, jocks are a dime a dozen and have never posed a problem in the past. Perhaps I'll take your advice: I don't want to end up like Bill Cosby.

Gravdigr · 01-20-2017, 04:35 PM

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12-29-2014, 06:04 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	it all depends on weapon selection. If It's barehanded, I'd have to try the horslets. A horse sized duck could give you one hell of a blood blister if it got a hold of you with it's bill.... and ducks do NOT play when they fight. Those webbed feet LOOk like rubber... but they have claws. I think I could kick, choke and atomic elbow my way through the horses eventually. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-29-2014, 06:12 PM	#18
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	would you rather fight.... 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders or 1 Dallas Cowboy __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-29-2014, 07:00 PM	#20
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whichever one doesn't have glitter? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-29-2014, 07:43 PM	#23
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'll bet you won't like your balls being divided from your company. I'm tellin' ya, they're piranha. Now I realize you're a professionally trained killing machine, (with high moral judgment and compassion), but you can't buck the tide for long. They'll grind you down one nibble at a tiime, until you lose the will to resist. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-29-2014, 07:45 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they will not only kick you in the ding ding, they will psychologically and financially ruin you. I'd take my chances with Demarcus Ware __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-29-2014, 06:56 PM	#19
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I'd fight the 10 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders; but, just a little struggle so they wouldn't think I was easy.

12-29-2014, 07:36 PM	#22
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I don't mind if they do that on their way to me. Divide and conquer, may the best gal win.

12-29-2014, 08:06 PM	#25
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	I have to admit, there were no Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders on the interrogation team when I went through SERE training. Perhaps they're a wildcard and I wouldn't want to underestimate them. OTOH, jocks are a dime a dozen and have never posed a problem in the past. Perhaps I'll take your advice: I don't want to end up like Bill Cosby.

01-20-2017, 04:35 PM	#26
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Would You Rather-- __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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