Cellar Valentines -only a month to go, best get writing - Page 2

footfootfoot · 01-19-2017, 12:58 PM

when Pussies are red
balls will be blue
if that time of month
is a problem for you

monster · 01-19-2017, 01:17 PM

We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

monster · 01-19-2017, 01:19 PM

Our posts are cheesy
We have plenty of whine
You're clearly crackers
....be our valentine?

footfootfoot · 01-19-2017, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

We can make you see red
and our posts can be blue
We're the internet version
of apes flinging poo

Gravdigr · 01-19-2017, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poetry is hard
Your mother's a whore

~Somebody

monster · 01-19-2017, 02:44 PM

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

monster · 01-19-2017, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
Get out some green
and they'll show them to you

....or are ya yella,
pansy-boy fella?

Orange you going to get outraged at my colorful repartee?

monster · 01-19-2017, 02:48 PM

Roses are black
Violets are black
I'm so depressed
Let's hit the sack

footfootfoot · 01-19-2017, 03:10 PM

money is green
Roses are red
just for the latter
I ain't gonna spread

monster · 01-19-2017, 05:21 PM

Roses are thorny
Violets are limp
If you aren't either
talk to my pimp

footfootfoot · 01-20-2017, 07:45 PM

Flowers are a plant's genitals
A gift rare and true
I'll castrate a plant
Cause I wanna stick it in you.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Gravdigr · 01-21-2017, 02:45 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bored
Let's screw

monster · 02-04-2017, 11:50 AM

Fourteen is red
Seven is blue
Whether ketchup or mustard
We will love you

xoxoxoBruce · 02-04-2017, 11:52 AM

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my name
All over the place

You can burn my house
Steal my car
Drink my liquor
From an old fruit jar

Do anything that you want to do
But you can’t make me not love you

classicman · 02-04-2017, 01:32 PM

I got nobody,
Don't care about you,
Spend all your money,
I'll still be the foo'

01-19-2017, 12:58 PM	#16
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	when Pussies are red balls will be blue if that time of month is a problem for you __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-19-2017, 01:17 PM	#17
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We can make you see red and our posts can be blue We're the internet version of apes flinging poo __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2017, 01:19 PM	#18
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Our posts are cheesy We have plenty of whine You're clearly crackers ....be our valentine? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2017, 02:44 PM	#21
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, Get out some green and they'll show them to you __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2017, 02:48 PM	#23
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Roses are black Violets are black I'm so depressed Let's hit the sack __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-19-2017, 03:10 PM	#24
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	money is green Roses are red just for the latter I ain't gonna spread __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-19-2017, 05:21 PM	#25
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Roses are thorny Violets are limp If you aren't either talk to my pimp __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-20-2017, 07:45 PM	#26
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Flowers are a plant's genitals A gift rare and true I'll castrate a plant Cause I wanna stick it in you. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-21-2017, 02:45 AM	#27
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bored Let's screw __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-04-2017, 11:50 AM	#28
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Fourteen is red Seven is blue Whether ketchup or mustard We will love you __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-04-2017, 11:52 AM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well, you can knock me down Step in my face Slander my name All over the place You can burn my house Steal my car Drink my liquor From an old fruit jar Do anything that you want to do But you can’t make me not love you __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-04-2017, 01:32 PM	#30
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I got nobody, Don't care about you, Spend all your money, I'll still be the foo' __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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