What do you do with dead mice? - Page 2

sexobon · 10-04-2018, 09:19 PM

If you find one, there's a recipe for Dead Baby Mice Wine to go with it (they're supposed to be alive when you make it though).

Glinda · 10-05-2018, 02:21 PM

I don't find many dead mice around here, but from time to time I put out rat bait - works like a charm. Usually, the rats go somewhere else to die, but every once in awhile I'll find a huge expired rat in the yard or garage. They get flung into the brush that surrounds my place.

Now that I've got a POS neighbor on the property next door, I do believe I'll start flinging them in his direction. A dead rat for a toxic rat of a neighbor. Seems right to me.

Gravdigr · 10-05-2018, 02:52 PM

Woman, get outta my head!!!

Glinda · 10-06-2018, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Woman, get outta my head!!!

Gravdigr · 10-07-2018, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Cuz I just realized some neighborhoods might frown on my habit of dropping them off the porch so the chickens can play football with them.

Made Momdigr aware of this and she thought for a second, and then larfed.

And larfed.

Griff · 10-08-2018, 06:48 AM

fargon · 10-08-2018, 08:43 AM

Field Mouse Pie
https://www.cooks.com/recipe/qj6vx39...-old-time.html

Griff · 10-08-2018, 10:19 AM

Clodfobble · 10-09-2018, 05:22 PM

By coincidence, I just today learned about Chinese mouse wine.

sexobon · 10-09-2018, 05:39 PM

If you hadn't put me on ignore, you would have learned about it five days ago in post #16.

Clodfobble · 10-09-2018, 06:14 PM

Oh hey, check that out. I even vaguely recall seeing it, although I think I thought at the time that the phrase parsed as "dead baby" mice wine, as if it were to ward off SIDS. But I admit I've been skimming over the last week or so. Too many pain-in-the-ass distractions IRL.

sexobon · 10-09-2018, 06:26 PM

Oh hey, I understand. You don't trust yourself around me. I get that from married women all the time.

Griff · 10-09-2018, 06:34 PM

Mr. Vice President, is that you?

orthodoc · 10-11-2018, 11:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

All the dead mice I've ever seen were promptly swallowed by a snake.

All the dead mice I’ve never seen were apparently swallowed by a snake (cf post in wildlife living next to/moving in with you).

Clodfobble · 10-12-2018, 08:02 AM

Fun fact: I've always had trouble with the Latin abbreviation "cf." E.g., i.e., n.b., etc. never bothered me, but cf always made me stop for a second and derailed my train of thought. Finally, in college I decided it now stood for "see fucking," as in "see fucking Staines & Johnson, 2007," and my brain accepted it.

10-05-2018, 02:52 PM	#18
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Woman, get outta my head!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-08-2018, 06:48 AM	#21
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-08-2018, 08:43 AM	#22
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Field Mouse Pie https://www.cooks.com/recipe/qj6vx39...-old-time.html __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

10-08-2018, 10:19 AM	#23
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	__________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-09-2018, 05:22 PM	#24
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	By coincidence, I just today learned about Chinese mouse wine. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-04-2018, 09:19 PM	#16
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	If you find one, there's a recipe for Dead Baby Mice Wine to go with it (they're supposed to be alive when you make it though).

10-05-2018, 02:21 PM	#17
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I don't find many dead mice around here, but from time to time I put out rat bait - works like a charm. Usually, the rats go somewhere else to die, but every once in awhile I'll find a huge expired rat in the yard or garage. They get flung into the brush that surrounds my place. Now that I've got a POS neighbor on the property next door, I do believe I'll start flinging them in his direction. A dead rat for a toxic rat of a neighbor. Seems right to me.

10-09-2018, 05:39 PM	#25
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	If you hadn't put me on ignore, you would have learned about it five days ago in post #16.

10-09-2018, 06:14 PM	#26
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Oh hey, check that out. I even vaguely recall seeing it, although I think I thought at the time that the phrase parsed as "dead baby" mice wine, as if it were to ward off SIDS. But I admit I've been skimming over the last week or so. Too many pain-in-the-ass distractions IRL. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

10-09-2018, 06:26 PM	#27
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Oh hey, I understand. You don't trust yourself around me. I get that from married women all the time.

10-09-2018, 06:34 PM	#28
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Mr. Vice President, is that you? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-12-2018, 08:02 AM	#30
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Fun fact: I've always had trouble with the Latin abbreviation "cf." E.g., i.e., n.b., etc. never bothered me, but cf always made me stop for a second and derailed my train of thought. Finally, in college I decided it now stood for "see fucking," as in "see fucking Staines & Johnson, 2007," and my brain accepted it. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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