I don't like it

[BigV]

"grass"

lol

I like it.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Griff

Kids today, when I was a boy you smoked whatever skunkie shit you had and you were glad for it.

Wish I could find me some old skool skunk weed, the kind ya put it in a bag, and put that bag in a bag, stick it in the glove box and it still reeks the whole damn car up.

[lumberjim]

I don't like it when people slap the fucking pen down on top of the paper after they sign. Cuz there's another fucking paper coming right behind that one. Times 20. Bad habit.

I don't like that.

[Luce]

I don't like this timeline. It is clearly defective, and has been for years.

No sir, I don't like it.

[sexobon]

I'm too sexy for my facemask.
Too sexy for my facemask.

So, I don't like it.


The only improvised facemask I'd actually want to put my face into would be made from an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka-dot bikini that she wore for the first time today... and she can still have it on!

[Luce]

I don't like dealing with vinyl chloride fires at work.

I don't like that.

[Gravdigr]

Left big toe is on fire. I've named it Mrs Goutfire.

I don't like it.

And I wouldn't recommend it.

[BigV]

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

[monster]

Originally Posted by BigV

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

Bad British accents, most likely.....

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by BigV

Do you know what kinds of things trigger it?

I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.

The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Foods to Avoid if You Have Gout
Skip foods and drinks that are high in purines to help lower your chances of an attack.

You should stay away from these types of food:

Beer and grain liquors (like vodka and whiskey)
Red meat, lamb, and pork
Organ meats, such as liver, kidneys, and glandular meats like the thymus or pancreas (you may hear them called sweetbreads)
Seafood, especially shellfish like shrimp, lobster, mussels, anchovies, and sardines
High-fructose products like soda and some juices, cereal, ice cream, candy, and fast food

[Griff]

I don't like it when hot wings turn my guts inside out.
I love me some hot wings.
I don't like it.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I've tried to go back after a particularly bad case and try to know if it was something that's like "oh, yeah the last time I ate so-and so I hurt like hell" but, I can't come up with anything consistent, or severe, enough to recall.

The worst flare up I've had was (perhaps coincidentally) after a particularly lengthy beer binge. But, uh, I (ahem) drink me some beer on occasion, (shocking, I know) and it doesn't flare up regularly from that.

I'm ok with beer, red meats, liquor. But I've had my last scallop and I remember loving scallops. Cured meat, like salami can only be enjoyed in small portions. And the other day I put a tin of smoked sardines on a salad and I thought I was gonna die and I was afraid I wouldn't. It felt like I'd broken my foot, I had to use my Mom's spare cane kept at the house here to walk to the bathroom and everywhere else for a day. The weight of the bedsheet on the top of my foot hurt so bad it made me think of a blacksmith hammering on my white hot iron toe. No more smoked sardines. Ever.

[limey]

Mr Limey does not like gout. And neither do I, on his behalf.

[Carruthers]

I don't like it.

It's... it's too quiet...