12-03-2009, 10:04 AM | #3046 |
I'm still a jerk
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I'm glad to see you to getting along but droping X together what happened to the days when it just took kissing to make up.
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12-04-2009, 09:13 AM | #3047 |
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The following website is like a train wreck. You don't really want to see it, but you can't look away. I spent way too much time there. And it belongs here because there is some seriously funny stuff to see.
http://ugliesttattoos.com
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12-04-2009, 12:39 PM | #3048 |
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Not funny stuff but I felt compelled to put this up to counter that last site from Radar. There ARE beautiful tats out there, although I personally do not like them and have none myself.
May not be totally safe for work!
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12-04-2009, 06:08 PM | #3049 |
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Wow, I don't find any of those women beautiful. Some of them might be if it weren't for the tats though.
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12-04-2009, 06:24 PM | #3050 |
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I don't know how you can think people permanently putting stupid crap on their body isn't funny.
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12-04-2009, 06:28 PM | #3051 |
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In all fairness, the Pillsbury dough boy corn-holing Little Debbie is pretty good.
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12-04-2009, 10:39 PM | #3052 | |
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and 'scuse me but I think this tat is damn stupid, but I ain't laughing about it.... well not much, anyway The baby's quite cute, though ...and not permanent....
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12-05-2009, 02:44 AM | #3053 |
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Oh yes, a wonderful idea.
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12-05-2009, 04:23 AM | #3054 |
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It's how they do Snow White* that I want to see.
* originally typed: Snow Shite ... really.
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12-05-2009, 11:13 AM | #3055 | |
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Yes, a celtic cross on an Irish guy is totally stupid when compared to a tat of David Carradine as a grasshopper doing auto-erotic asphyxiation, or Vanilla Ice, or any number of other tats that those people will surely regret if they don't already. My daughter is more permanent than my tattoo. Oh, and I'm very successful socially. I've got friends all over the world.
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12-05-2009, 04:37 PM | #3056 |
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Because they're trying to stay away from you?
I kid. I kid.
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12-05-2009, 04:54 PM | #3057 |
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Nice. I miss Triumph the insult comic dog. Man, the one where he went to the Star Wars Episode 1, opening was hilarious, and so was the one when he met all the people trying out for American idol in Hawaii.
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12-05-2009, 05:04 PM | #3058 |
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12-05-2009, 06:41 PM | #3059 |
To shreds, you say?
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12-05-2009, 07:04 PM | #3060 |
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I thought a bat brought black babies.
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