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Old 01-23-2009, 12:04 AM   #3196
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If you're using imodium and still getting bad cramping, it could be because your body is still trying to expell what's bothering it.

Be really careful Clod. I wouldn't wait another day if I were you. Definitely not a whole weekend.
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:16 AM   #3197
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I hope you are feeling better, Clodfobble. Illness like that is not fun at all.
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:19 AM   #3198
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Our old cat is also sick - very congested, breathing through her mouth, not eating much at all. Going back to the vet on Monday and I'm not sure she will make it there, or make it home.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:25 AM   #3199
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I'm so sorry sweetwater. My heart goes out to you.
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Old 01-23-2009, 10:58 AM   #3200
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second day in a row that there has been radiator fluid on the driveway under my truck. Apparently saying 5 Hail Mary's and a special prayer to St. Anthony did not work. Will now go to the Mexican grocery store and get one of those prayer candles with the baby in the fancy robes who has a halo on his head and light it up. Will report back soon.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:05 AM   #3201
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Maybe try parking in a different spot.
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Old 01-24-2009, 01:37 PM   #3202
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If you park by the neighbor's dog house, those puddles disappear.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:44 PM   #3203
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When I was at work, the kids got loose from their parents and pillaged my bedroom. They fed a set of dominos to the dog and one or the other of them lost my glasses.

My eyes hurt and I want to take out my contacts. I'm not tired enough to go to bed yet, would like to do some embroidery while watching a movie but unless I find my glasses I'd be blind as a bat.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:48 PM   #3204
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There will be blood...
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:51 PM   #3205
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Followed by healing, believe it or not.
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Old 01-24-2009, 09:59 PM   #3206
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I forgave them for feeding toys to the dog, it's far from the first time they've done so. The dog's a lab, he eats stuff, there's no point getting mad at him.

I'd be happy if I could just find my freaking glasses!
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:01 PM   #3207
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besides... he's only borrowing them.
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:08 PM   #3208
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Apparently dominos cause horrible gas as well. Just thought I'd let y'all know.
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Old 01-24-2009, 10:11 PM   #3209
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Yup. I was wondering if the dog could digest them. If he can't God have mercy on his hole. I've heard their acids can dissolve most anything. I wish him luck on this one. Hope it's ok... I love me some animals. esp dogs. Find your glasses & keep your eye on him.
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Old 01-24-2009, 11:46 PM   #3210
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oh I'm not concerned. Besides the gas he's doing just fine. This dog has the digestive system of a goat, you wouldn't believe some of the shit he's eaten in his lifetime!

countless toys, a mailbox, electrical cords (unplugged, thank god!), and the most impressive of all: a hot tub (from what I gather, he was surfing on the lid of the hot tub one hot summer day when he suddenly realized that there was water beneath the lid. He proceeded to eat his way down through the lid to access the water).

The dominos were old fashioned wooden ones, he'll be fine.
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