What's upsetting you today? - Page 219

barefoot serpent · 02-13-2009, 05:58 PM

Westminster (aka Little Saigon) is much closer.

capnhowdy · 02-13-2009, 08:35 PM

Damn. I'm too old for this fecal mass. After only weeks of "courting", this woman now is at my regular lunch dive EVERY FOKKIN DAY..... calls me every other hour, and if I need free time and try to politely avoid her she KNOCKS ON THE GODDAM DOOR to "check on me and see if I am allright".
I always and always will enjoy two scotches with my buds at the Moose Lodge every evening from 5 till 7. This is a crucial part of my time budget. NOW SHE CALLS ME THEN, and I've been clear that this is "my" time.
If I DO get intimate with her, my ass would prolly be strapped to the altar. Jeez.
She's my age and is behaving like a schoolgirl.

NUTSMOKE

I think I prefer to sit here alone and wait on my crotch hair to grow back. The procedure was on Dec 18 and I still barely have a stubble.

All this shit upsets me.

[grabs scotch bottle and throws cap away...]

Shawnee123 · 02-13-2009, 08:38 PM

That was hilarious...thanks for the laugh.

monster · 02-13-2009, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Moose Lodge

The funny-hat style moose lodge with a grand poo-bah and all that? or just a bar that happens to have that name?

Shawnee123 · 02-13-2009, 08:43 PM

Grand poo-bah.

As my dad would tell my mom "with an attitude like that you'll never get into Moosehaven."

capn will get it.

capnhowdy · 02-14-2009, 09:38 AM

Yup. Poo-bah.

Moose Lodge # 1609

monster · 02-14-2009, 10:23 AM

cool. another thing I thought was only in the movies....

Shawnee123 · 02-14-2009, 02:48 PM

My mom just called. My cousin is gone. There aren't many details...she and her husband were divorcing, but he has an alibi.
I used to babysit her. She was a sweet sweet girl.

When my mom called I thought she said my nephew's name. I was in hysterics.

I don't understand this world I don't understand it at all.

monster · 02-14-2009, 03:09 PM

oh shawnee, that's awful

Pie · 02-14-2009, 05:04 PM

I'm so very sorry, Shawnee. Do they have any other information?

Clodfobble · 02-14-2009, 05:05 PM

I'm so sorry Shawnee.

Griff · 02-14-2009, 05:06 PM

Sorry Shawnee, that is some bad shit.

Pico and ME · 02-14-2009, 06:08 PM

Oh Shawnee. Im sorry, hon.

Shawnee123 · 02-14-2009, 06:16 PM

We don't know anything. My uncle (my favorite one) called my mom and he could barely tell her. I can't believe this is happening to my aunt and uncle. I don't understand.

I go from disbelief to horror and I just don't understand why something like this could happen. I'm angry, so fucking angry that such a wonderful person could have so much pain in her life. I don't fucking get it.

My uncle had just talked to her yesterday, and he said she was in good spirits. They don't believe she would have done this to herself. I think of her smiling face, she was always such a happy girl, and I think that she couldn't have.

It doen't make any sense.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-14-2009, 06:27 PM

Then you're not sure it wasn't an accident? Hang in there, we're all here for you.

02-13-2009, 05:58 PM	#3271
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Westminster (aka Little Saigon) is much closer. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

02-13-2009, 08:35 PM	#3272
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Damn. I'm too old for this fecal mass. After only weeks of "courting", this woman now is at my regular lunch dive EVERY FOKKIN DAY..... calls me every other hour, and if I need free time and try to politely avoid her she KNOCKS ON THE GODDAM DOOR to "check on me and see if I am allright". I always and always will enjoy two scotches with my buds at the Moose Lodge every evening from 5 till 7. This is a crucial part of my time budget. NOW SHE CALLS ME THEN, and I've been clear that this is "my" time. If I DO get intimate with her, my ass would prolly be strapped to the altar. Jeez. She's my age and is behaving like a schoolgirl. NUTSMOKE I think I prefer to sit here alone and wait on my crotch hair to grow back. The procedure was on Dec 18 and I still barely have a stubble. All this shit upsets me. [grabs scotch bottle and throws cap away...] __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-13-2009, 08:38 PM	#3273
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That was hilarious...thanks for the laugh. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-13-2009, 08:43 PM	#3275
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Grand poo-bah. As my dad would tell my mom "with an attitude like that you'll never get into Moosehaven." capn will get it. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-14-2009, 09:38 AM	#3276
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Yup. Poo-bah. Moose Lodge # 1609 __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

02-14-2009, 10:23 AM	#3277
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	cool. another thing I thought was only in the movies.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-14-2009, 02:48 PM	#3278
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	My mom just called. My cousin is gone. There aren't many details...she and her husband were divorcing, but he has an alibi. I used to babysit her. She was a sweet sweet girl. When my mom called I thought she said my nephew's name. I was in hysterics. I don't understand this world I don't understand it at all. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-14-2009, 03:09 PM	#3279
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	oh shawnee, that's awful __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

02-14-2009, 05:04 PM	#3280
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	I'm so very sorry, Shawnee. Do they have any other information? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

02-14-2009, 05:05 PM	#3281
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'm so sorry Shawnee. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

02-14-2009, 05:06 PM	#3282
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Sorry Shawnee, that is some bad shit. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

02-14-2009, 06:08 PM	#3283
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Oh Shawnee. Im sorry, hon.

02-14-2009, 06:16 PM	#3284
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	We don't know anything. My uncle (my favorite one) called my mom and he could barely tell her. I can't believe this is happening to my aunt and uncle. I don't understand. I go from disbelief to horror and I just don't understand why something like this could happen. I'm angry, so fucking angry that such a wonderful person could have so much pain in her life. I don't fucking get it. My uncle had just talked to her yesterday, and he said she was in good spirits. They don't believe she would have done this to herself. I think of her smiling face, she was always such a happy girl, and I think that she couldn't have. It doen't make any sense. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

02-14-2009, 06:27 PM	#3285
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Then you're not sure it wasn't an accident? Hang in there, we're all here for you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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