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Drax · 07-31-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Peeing is annoying

Shitting is more annoying.

Transferring from my wheelchair to the toilet is annoying.

Gravity is annoying.

Medicare is annoying.

Stairs are annoying.

Exercise is annoying.

And Dubya, well he's not annoying, he's just an idiot.

DucksNuts · 07-31-2007, 08:11 PM

Hmmm....I cant recall if I knew you were in a wheelchair?

I dont read all the threads, so I often miss this essential bits of info.

Drax · 07-31-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

Hmmm....I cant recall if I knew you were in a wheelchair?

Yep. I have quasi Cerebral Palsy, so I literally have what
Bill Cosby joking refers to as the condition that his kids have, which is brain damage.

Gotta go. I'm missin' Bill Engvall.

Drax · 07-31-2007, 10:37 PM

"What was, was, and what is is is, and this what is... is what's happening right now." -- Paul Teutal, Sr.

Cicero · 08-01-2007, 01:25 PM

Bom-chicka-bow-wow!

*Sorry* I can't help it.......
It's time for me to turn the TV off for a couple of years.....I guess I'm still more impressionable than I'd like.
(auditory hallucinations of just about anything)

Shawnee123 · 08-01-2007, 01:38 PM

Cicero, you are too funny!

theotherguy · 08-01-2007, 01:51 PM

Were you watching p0rn?

Drax · 08-01-2007, 04:26 PM

More like a TV commercial for Axe, I'd say. Every late night porn movie I've seen on Showtime hasn't had anything like "Bom-chicka-bow-wow", but I've heard it many times on Axe commercials.

Drax · 08-02-2007, 05:39 PM

“The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -- Margaret Cho

“A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you
watch.” -- Hermione Gingold, from a press report, 1973

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they
are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." --
Totie Fields

"What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet,
isn't much better than tedious disease.” -- George Dennison Prentice

"Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet,
exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you
to death.” -- Lynn Johnston, For Better or For Worse

"The fat epidemic is bullshit!" -- Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's
Bullshit!: Obesity (Season 5 premiere; Showtime)

jester · 08-06-2007, 05:45 PM

We have red-light cameras at several locations through-out our city. Just the other day I was passing thru one and saw an Ambulance on a call. The thought occurred - What if an Ambulance on call - went thru the red-light "flash" picture of said Ambulance. The letter/ticket for running a red-light is sent to whomever the tag is registered to. Who pays for it? The Ambulance Service or will that be an "added" charge to the individual for the use of the Ambulance Service? Hmmm - Enquiring Minds Want To Know.

Cloud · 08-06-2007, 05:46 PM

why would they be issued a ticket in the first place if they're on a call?

jester · 08-06-2007, 05:49 PM

they may not - i don't know - it's was one of those thoughts that "trickle" thru my brain on occasion.

08-06-2007, 05:56 PM

I think that people should go to Haiti for a vacation.

Ibby · 08-06-2007, 06:04 PM

spammer.

Cicero · 08-06-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drax

More like a TV commercial for Axe, I'd say. Every late night porn movie I've seen on Showtime hasn't had anything like "Bom-chicka-bow-wow", but I've heard it many times on Axe commercials.

Thank you Drax. Someone out there feels the pain of Axe commercials too.

08-01-2007, 01:38 PM	#321
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Cicero, you are too funny! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-01-2007, 01:51 PM	#322
theotherguy no not that other guy, the other one Join Date: May 2007 Location: TN Posts: 640	Were you watching p0rn? __________________ I should be working.

08-02-2007, 05:39 PM	#324
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	Some Quotes About Diets “The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass." -- Margaret Cho “A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.” -- Hermione Gingold, from a press report, 1973 "I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr "Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." -- Totie Fields "What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.” -- George Dennison Prentice "Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.” -- Lynn Johnston, For Better or For Worse "The fat epidemic is bullshit!" -- Penn Jillette, Penn & Teller's Bullshit!: Obesity (Season 5 premiere; Showtime)

08-06-2007, 05:46 PM	#326
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	why would they be issued a ticket in the first place if they're on a call? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

08-06-2007, 06:04 PM	#329
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	spammer. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-31-2007, 08:11 PM	#317
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmm....I cant recall if I knew you were in a wheelchair? I dont read all the threads, so I often miss this essential bits of info.

07-31-2007, 10:37 PM	#319
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	"What was, was, and what is is is, and this what is... is what's happening right now." -- Paul Teutal, Sr.

08-01-2007, 01:25 PM	#320
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Bom-chicka-bow-wow! Sorry I can't help it....... It's time for me to turn the TV off for a couple of years.....I guess I'm still more impressionable than I'd like. (auditory hallucinations of just about anything)

08-01-2007, 04:26 PM	#323
Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	More like a TV commercial for Axe, I'd say. Every late night porn movie I've seen on Showtime hasn't had anything like "Bom-chicka-bow-wow", but I've heard it many times on Axe commercials.

08-06-2007, 05:45 PM	#325
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	We have red-light cameras at several locations through-out our city. Just the other day I was passing thru one and saw an Ambulance on a call. The thought occurred - What if an Ambulance on call - went thru the red-light "flash" picture of said Ambulance. The letter/ticket for running a red-light is sent to whomever the tag is registered to. Who pays for it? The Ambulance Service or will that be an "added" charge to the individual for the use of the Ambulance Service? Hmmm - Enquiring Minds Want To Know.

08-06-2007, 05:49 PM	#327
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	they may not - i don't know - it's was one of those thoughts that "trickle" thru my brain on occasion.

08-06-2007, 05:56 PM	#328
jamesdalphonse1 Guest Posts: n/a	I think that people should go to Haiti for a vacation.

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