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Old 04-27-2010, 08:03 PM   #3421
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He said: "Who fucked up your hair ?"
LMFAO!
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:21 PM   #3422
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Comic puzzle.
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:40 PM   #3423
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:52 PM   #3424
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haha good one merc
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Old 05-01-2010, 07:55 AM   #3425
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Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.

After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said, "Nice going Davo! Now we're going to have to piss in the boat."
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:39 PM   #3426
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FTW there bruce
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:43 PM   #3427
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"f**k the world"?
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:58 PM   #3428
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For the win
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Old 05-02-2010, 11:32 PM   #3429
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Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:02 AM   #3430
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Shit, I have to Google them most of the time to figure out what the fuck they are trying to say. Even that isn't conclusive, as there is often more than one definition for any given combination of letters, so I assume the worst.
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:11 AM   #3431
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FTMFW

for the mother fucking win
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Old 05-03-2010, 12:22 AM   #3432
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Yeah, FTW was fuck the world when I was growing up, too. I still have a hard time getting used to the new usage.
Fuck the world has turned into Fuck my life or FML. Me! Me! Me!
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Old 05-03-2010, 08:28 AM   #3433
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And NWTF is North West Turkey Farm, or National Wild Turkey Federation.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:09 AM   #3434
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In other news, the Wyoming Tourism Federation is considering a rebranding move.
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Old 05-03-2010, 09:13 AM   #3435
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Then, there's TWF!
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