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Old 09-28-2010, 10:43 PM   #3676
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Oh fuck right on off MONNIE. There was and still is no reason for you to be such a bitch about everything. Ferfuxache.
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:02 PM   #3677
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Ouch, I'm hurt!

I have to admit, that's the first funny thing you've posted in here for a while
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:04 PM   #3678
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(Oh shit, i'mm'a get banned now.....)
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:09 PM   #3679
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one can always have hope and change
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:18 PM   #3680
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You need change? here, I have a canadian dime and a couple of nickels. Now piss off and bother someone more gullible.
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:19 PM   #3681
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you started it ya 40 year old wretch.
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:20 PM   #3682
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BAN BOTH OF THESE MOTHERPLUCKERS!!!1

P.S. lol @ Merc's post (Hooters = code speak for the strip club)
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:23 PM   #3683
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Ban your ass without your drums.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:27 AM   #3684
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In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's bladder.

In 1873 the British refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first.
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:15 AM   #3685
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:44 AM   #3686
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:02 PM   #3687
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Take my wife............Please.
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:13 PM   #3688
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Some of 'em LOL. Really
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:21 PM   #3689
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That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
Does, doesn't it? Where are the comedians of yesteryear?
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Old 09-29-2010, 12:49 PM   #3690
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Doing speedballs and dying young.
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