09-28-2010, 10:43 PM | #3676 |
barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Oh fuck right on off MONNIE. There was and still is no reason for you to be such a bitch about everything. Ferfuxache.
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09-28-2010, 11:02 PM | #3677 |
I hear them call the tide
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Ouch, I'm hurt!
I have to admit, that's the first funny thing you've posted in here for a while
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09-28-2010, 11:04 PM | #3678 |
I hear them call the tide
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(Oh shit, i'mm'a get banned now.....)
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09-28-2010, 11:18 PM | #3680 |
I hear them call the tide
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You need change? here, I have a canadian dime and a couple of nickels. Now piss off and bother someone more gullible.
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09-28-2010, 11:20 PM | #3682 |
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BAN BOTH OF THESE MOTHERPLUCKERS!!!1
P.S. lol @ Merc's post (Hooters = code speak for the strip club)
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09-29-2010, 12:27 AM | #3684 |
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In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's bladder.
In 1873 the British refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the goat first.
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09-29-2010, 10:15 AM | #3685 |
To shreds, you say?
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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09-29-2010, 11:44 AM | #3686 |
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That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
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09-29-2010, 12:02 PM | #3687 |
Coronation Incarnate
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Take my wife............Please.
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09-29-2010, 12:13 PM | #3688 |
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Some of 'em LOL. Really
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09-29-2010, 12:21 PM | #3689 |
To shreds, you say?
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Does, doesn't it? Where are the comedians of yesteryear?
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