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Old 10-25-2010, 09:44 AM   #3736
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An awful lot of people must have skipped 3rd grade.
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:49 AM   #3737
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Do you have a graphic dealing with to/too (or even two?)
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:05 AM   #3738
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:08 AM   #3739
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:27 AM   #3740
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"You're more retarded than a dog with Downs" is very funny. Unfortunately, it's also incorrect. "Down Syndrome" or "Down's syndrome", according to wiki.
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:48 PM   #3741
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When our civilization is sifted for relics by archaeologists of the 57th century, I'm convinced one of the great mysteries of our language will be the word "fuck," which will defy interpretation due to its use in so many different contexts.
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Old 10-25-2010, 10:53 PM   #3742
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All Women Are Angels

In case you didn't know
All women are angels
And when someone breaks our wings....
We simply continue to fly....



On a broomstick....


We are flexible like that.
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:04 AM   #3743
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Do you have a graphic dealing with to/too (or even two?)
No, the author of that stopped there, but if you want to write it, I can set the fancy type.
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Old 10-26-2010, 05:49 AM   #3744
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An old gnu was in a zoo.
A new gnu came.
The old gnu asked the new gnu the news.
But the new gnu knew no news.

A bit tricky for pronounciation...
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:31 AM   #3745
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No, the author of that stopped there, but if you want to write it, I can set the fancy type.
I will. It might take a while, but I shall meet your challenge and wait anxiously for the graphics.
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Old 10-28-2010, 01:54 PM   #3746
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Paddy is passing by Dan’s barn one day when through a gap in the door he sees Donald doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right rubber boot, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his suspenders fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.

Grabbing both sides of his checkered shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

‘What on earth are you doing Dan’, says Paddy.

‘Jayzuz Paddy, ye frightened the livin’ shit out of me’ says an obviously embarrassed Donald.

‘Me and the missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.’
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:10 PM   #3747
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Amazon offers a product called the Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray. I don't think it's intended to be used while driving, but click on the customer images for a chuckle.
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:32 PM   #3748
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The reviews are good, too.
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:41 PM   #3749
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Oh lawd, didn't see the reviews before (but loved the pics)

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This awesome bit of kit changed my life. The extra hours of work I could get in whilst driving on the freeway has made me so much more productive. In fact I directly attribute this to my improved bonuses and recent promotion! If you want to get ahead, get one of these.

There is one problem though. In several accidents that I have had whilst using this, the airbag causes the laptop screen to slam shut. I've suffered several broken fingers because of this. I have started to look around for airbag finger protection but have not yet found any...
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Old 10-28-2010, 03:50 PM   #3750
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I read some 4 and 5 star reviews by those who used this device successfully to change a baby while driving. On that basis, I bought one. I put my baby on it and drove for over an hour. It did not change. Same baby. I am glad it worked for some people but I will be returning mine. (The steering wheel desk.)
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You wouldn't believe how much more interesting my commute is now that I have something to do other than just stare out the window! I'm using it right now to post this review and I never
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