The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 250

Sheldonrs · 09-14-2007, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I can't even imagine who's in his "favorite five" It's all about networking, my friend.

That could be considered a left-handed compliment.

Sheldonrs · 09-14-2007, 01:30 PM

The "WTF" section has been highlighted.

"Jessica Simpson is allegedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser.

The single actress - who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting - is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father.

A source told More magazine, "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy.

"She's an old-fashioned girl.

I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers.

"She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been.

"Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea.

"However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months."

Jessica recently admitted she was yearning for a baby, and was seriously considering adoption.

She said at the time, "I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids." Jessica, 27, finalised her divorce from Nick Lachey last June.

She has since dated singer John Mayer, who is now rumoured to be in a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz."

BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it.

Shawnee123 · 09-14-2007, 01:51 PM

What? Not even any courtin'? Not old fashioned!

John · 09-14-2007, 02:36 PM

Pictures! More pictures, says I!

John · 09-14-2007, 02:44 PM

Drax · 09-14-2007, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by John

Pictures! More pictures, says I!

Drax · 09-14-2007, 03:15 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 09-14-2007, 09:53 PM

Not to get pissy, but...

beauregaardhooligan · 09-14-2007, 11:13 PM

The only thing to beat a full house, a royal flush.

Elspode · 09-16-2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Drax

We Pagans have long taken pride in the design of DC. There was and is Mysticism in Washington, and other places around the world, with and without the direct input of the Masons.

Drax · 09-16-2007, 12:53 AM

My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-16-2007, 10:12 AM

Elspodeism, Drax... women all over the world, worship him.

aside ~ Spell check wanted to change Elspodeism to Despotism.

John · 09-16-2007, 11:38 AM

John · 09-16-2007, 11:39 AM

Drax · 09-16-2007, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Despotism.

O, rly. What's your group called? The Cult Of Slavedriving Assholes?

09-14-2007, 01:30 PM	#3737
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	A "News" article WTF moment The "WTF" section has been highlighted. "Jessica Simpson is allegedly planning to have a baby with her gay hairdresser. The single actress - who has made no secret of her desire to have children and has spoken of adopting - is planning to have artificial insemination and her long-term friend and stylist Ken Paves wants to be the father. A source told More magazine, "Jessica has considered adopting but I think she has always wanted to experience pregnancy. "She's an old-fashioned girl. I'm sure she wants a child who is biologically hers. "She and Ken were having dinner and Jess was moaning about how she couldn't find a man to commit and how immature the guys she has dated have been. "Jess suggested artificial insemination. Ken is just as eager to have a baby, but his boyfriend isn't as keen on the idea. "However, she and Ken agreed to begin the process in the next six months." Jessica recently admitted she was yearning for a baby, and was seriously considering adoption. She said at the time, "I want to adopt before I actually have my own kids." Jessica, 27, finalised her divorce from Nick Lachey last June. She has since dated singer John Mayer, who is now rumoured to be in a relationship with actress Cameron Diaz." BEING ARTIFICIALLY INSEMINATED BY YOUR GAY HAIRDRESSER IS "OLD-FASHIONED"? My Grandma never mentioned it. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

09-14-2007, 01:51 PM	#3738
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What? Not even any courtin'? Not old fashioned! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-14-2007, 09:53 PM	#3743
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not to get pissy, but... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-16-2007, 10:12 AM	#3747
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Elspodeism, Drax... women all over the world, worship him. aside ~ Spell check wanted to change Elspodeism to Despotism. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-14-2007, 02:36 PM	#3739
John Operations Operative Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 562	Pictures! More pictures, says I!

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beauregaardhooligan Elite Elitist Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 323	The only thing to beat a full house, a royal flush.

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Drax Banned Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gallman, MS, USA Posts: 1,933	My curiosity leads me to ask: Which Pagan religion are you?

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