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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 13,002
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"Please consider the environment before printing this email."
Bite me. Because really, all I want to do is sit around printing emails for no good reason ALL DAY LONG. What a stupid line (almost as stupid as professionals who have a cutesy saying that attaches to every email they send out. I like signature lines here in the Cellar. In work, it's unnecessary and annoying...especially when they are posting to a listserv that repeats every line of every entry in every reply.) "Please, consider my sanity when attaching your stupid not-clever saying or puerile platitude when replying to my question." edit: I forgot to mention the cutesy sayings are always in a cutesy font and in a cutesy color. What are we, 9? |
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#3857 |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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#3858 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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Still waiting for my book.
Bloody Americans. Well, okay, the company in CT (the state, not a code) said they despatched on 18 August * So it's not their fault. But someone, somewhere needs a slap upside the head. WHERE IS MY BOOK?! * They were so nice to me when I enquired about where the fuck my book was, that I bought another one from them. Well, that and they were by far the cheapest option. But by the time they arrive I will have chewed my nails down to the bone. I am not good at postal delays. (although I was great at waiting and used to get very good tips - and you have to seriously earn them in this country). I think they might be being shipped not posted. Hence the long delivery time and low delivery price. And hence me feeling like a disappointed child since 18 August.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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So I thought "Consider the environment" meant something along the lines of "Don't just print this out and leave it where anybody can see it." And I thought "If it's really that sensitive should you even be emailing it in the first place?" And as for considering the environment maybe they should have thought about that before inventing computers, one of the biggest environmental disasters the world has ever seen.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 25,964
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Are you knock-kneed?
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Middle Hoosierland
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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#3865 |
I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
Posts: 30,852
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Hockey politics.
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#3866 |
LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
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Aww F That with a Crooked Stick !!!!!!!!
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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Goddamn Lousy Rain.
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#3868 |
polaroid of perfection
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: West Yorkshire
Posts: 24,185
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it's at least 30 minutes before I feed Diz. He has been walking all over the desk, the keyboard and me, purring his head off since I logged on this afternoon.
I think he is hungry (he's on a diet) but it's still driving me batshit crazy. To the point I am not even going to finish my catch-up, I'm having to log off. Oh and as I typed the last sentence, the little sod jumped down and walked away!!???!!!
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Esnohplad Semaj Ton
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: A little south of sanity
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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The right click on my mouse has stopped working.
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