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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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'The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, 'but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to,'
If he finds someone who plays the flute, he can learn how to finger it so he doesn't piss all over himself. Again.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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Those guys should go on a circuit - willingly or otherwise - to speak against rape. I think it could be effective, comparable to the Marlboro Man's (the one with jaw cancer) anti-cigarette campaign.
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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Bat tries to hitch a ride to the moon. And apparently there was a "rodent" doing the same thing at the same time.
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"The rodent was last seen clinging on the foam of the external tank of the space shuttle"
and then "The crew of the Discovery safely docked at the International Space Station on Tuesday. It was unclear whether its stowaway was still clinging to the shuttle." Stupid tv reporter. How can you get a job reporting technology news about NASA if you don't understand the the external tank is jettisoned during launch? It's pretty basic knowledge. |
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Maybe they meant it was unclear whether its carcass was still fused to the tank that was now floating in the ocean somewhere...
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It's unclear.
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Snowflake
Join Date: Mar 2006
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fixed
. . . the s is silent
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Doesn't matter what class you fly. You still end up at a pet shop in a box. lol!!!
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Flammable Water Found In Ft. Lupton Home
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Why complain? Water is cheap - gas is expensive.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Hey, that's Fire Faucet!
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Slattern of the Swail
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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snort...giggle...heeheee
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