Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 273

Gravdigr · 08-07-2011, 06:23 AM

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Pete Zicato · 08-08-2011, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

How to be cruel to old guys.

What?...What?...What?

BigV · 08-08-2011, 11:51 PM

you. Bastard.

Get off my lawn.

grynch · 08-09-2011, 03:14 AM

damn bi'focals !!

( this message is too short and so is your mama. )

Gravdigr · 08-09-2011, 06:55 PM

I try not let an opportunity to make fun of da popo go by, but, I guess I should give 'em equal time...occasionally.

footfootfoot · 08-09-2011, 09:27 PM

#16 Ouch.

grynch · 08-10-2011, 04:40 AM

dang, I gotta learn to read slower
I opened this thread up thinking the title was

Quote:

Hummer...I Need Hummer...

jimhelm · 08-11-2011, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357

I have nothing against "big" boobs as long as they're Mother Nature's gift. It is the artificial ones that I don't like. I especially dislike the feel when I touch them.

You haven't felt good ones then. trust me. silicone does not feel like a bag of sand. the saline ones are too hard.... they feel like a muscle. but good new ones... yeah.. close your eyes, and you cannot tell the difference. they taste like vanilla, too!

UncaDollas · 08-12-2011, 04:20 AM

Big Sarge · 08-12-2011, 11:02 AM

Meanwhile in London

sexobon · 08-12-2011, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by UncaDollas

UncaDollas · 08-13-2011, 12:15 AM

Thanks sexobon !

What am I doing wrong?
should it be [ame] url [/ame]
or [.youtube] url [/.youtube] (w/o the .)

morethanpretty · 08-13-2011, 02:25 AM

I know this can be controversial politically to some crowds, but I think most of the Cellar is pretty much on the same page as this so I'm posting it here because I don't think its really a political issue and I find it HILARIOUS!

Louis CK on gay marriage:

jimhelm · 08-13-2011, 02:34 AM

I would like to be best friends with him

Lola Bunny · 08-16-2011, 11:12 PM

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!'

08-07-2011, 06:23 AM	#4081
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08-08-2011, 11:51 PM	#4083
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	you. Bastard. Get off my lawn. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-09-2011, 06:55 PM	#4085
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I try not let an opportunity to make fun of da popo go by, but, I guess I should give 'em equal time...occasionally. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-09-2011, 09:27 PM	#4086
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	#16 Ouch. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-12-2011, 11:02 AM	#4090
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Meanwhile in London Attached Images __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

08-09-2011, 03:14 AM	#4084
grynch the big Cheese Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Switzerland Posts: 390	damn bi'focals !! ( this message is too short and so is your mama. )

08-12-2011, 04:20 AM	#4089
UncaDollas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 72

08-13-2011, 12:15 AM	#4092
UncaDollas Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 72	Thanks sexobon ! What am I doing wrong? should it be [ame] url [/ame] or [.youtube] url [/.youtube] (w/o the .)

08-13-2011, 02:25 AM	#4093
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I know this can be controversial politically to some crowds, but I think most of the Cellar is pretty much on the same page as this so I'm posting it here because I don't think its really a political issue and I find it HILARIOUS! Louis CK on gay marriage: __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

08-13-2011, 02:34 AM	#4094
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I would like to be best friends with him __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-16-2011, 11:12 PM	#4095
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't never seen nobody do it!'

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