07-31-2010, 11:41 AM | #408 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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My wife, Edy, and I were sitting on the couch and our chocolate Lab, Vicky, started licking herself the way dogs do.
Edy yelled, "Vicky, Stop that ! If you're going to do that, do it somewhere else ! " Vicky looked up quite defiantly, and I thought I heard her say under her breath: "If you think you can do it better, come over hear and do it yourself ! " |
08-04-2010, 09:07 AM | #409 | |
Doctor Wtf
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Best abstract ever:
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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08-04-2010, 09:51 AM | #411 |
Doctor Wtf
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Bullshit.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
08-05-2010, 11:27 AM | #412 |
has left the building.
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I get an average of 50-60 phone calls and roughly 100 emails a day. I'm very good at responding and organizing (I apologize if I sound like a braggart - that's not my intention). Anyway, yesterday afternoon I busied out both my incoming lines - that was fun
...and my email. Ohhh... I was a bad boy. I forwarded it to my boss - all of it! ...and he's on vacation!!! For a week! Oops! I'm going home pretty soon and I'm calling in sick tomorrow. Sometimes rebellion has a sweet flavor. They won't fire me. Not that I'm indespensible - I'm not. I'm just too reliable. |
08-05-2010, 01:21 PM | #413 |
polaroid of perfection
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Overheard in town today, two old wifies:
"You can't even tell what colour girls are these days, what with sunbeds and fake tans" I think she meant you can't tell a girl's ethnic heritage. Because after all you CAN tell what colour she is. You just have to look. |
08-06-2010, 10:47 AM | #414 |
Your Bartender
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HAGGIZ!!!! So close, but yet so far.
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08-06-2010, 10:49 AM | #415 |
I hear them call the tide
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Space Exploration Monster Boy.
I also have a three minute video of his monologue as he narrates his adventures, but it's somewhat shaky as I was lmao silently so he wouldn't notice me videoing .
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08-06-2010, 11:31 AM | #416 |
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Very serious business.
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08-06-2010, 11:50 AM | #417 |
Radical Centrist
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Looks like he's about to frib some aconite.
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08-06-2010, 12:08 PM | #418 |
...is the sound one's head makes as it hits the table.
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They need to hurry up the development of a reliable Android screenshot app; I've taken pictures of my phone with a friend's phone and then sent it to my own phone too many times, I'm always afraid I'm going to get sucked into a black hole.
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08-06-2010, 12:24 PM | #419 |
still says videotape
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08-06-2010, 01:17 PM | #420 | |
Your Bartender
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My favorite is the beagle roast. (JEEZ!! Can't you people take a joke??) |
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