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We have to go back, Kate!
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Hehehehe
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but I felt bad when I did
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08-02-2016, 08:26 AM | #423 |
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If the man is under the impression that women are always right and men are always wrong, or thinks that women think women are always right and men are always wrong, is he right in his thinking that women are always right and men are always wrong, or is he wrong in hanging out with women who think women are always right and men are always wrong?
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Could you create a rainbow poop by making yourself constipated, eating highly colored foods in the appropriate order and then releasing the beast?
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Eat all the red froot loops, then all the green froot loops, etc.
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I was thinking more blue Gatorade, beets, tomatoes by the ton, but yes......
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08-07-2016, 03:32 PM | #429 |
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From the "No Shit." Department
Recently, a dead man was found floating in a toolbox in a local river (True Story™, btw).
It's been ruled a homicide. No Shit™.
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Maybe he just couldn't afford a casket and a plot.
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Maybe his boat was in the shop?
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Being a river repairman is dangerous work.
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08-08-2016, 03:16 PM | #433 |
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Hah!
River repairman. He wasn't worth a damn, either! There are multiple leaks and blockages on that river...
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I'm watching Pitch Perfect. I was like "is that Elizabeth Banks or Parker Posey?" I thought I can't be the only one who can't tell them apart:
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So, I started taking walks to lose weight. I've been going every day consistently for about a month now and I enjoy them. This week has been close to 100 degrees each day so I've been waiting till the evening/night to walk with my dog. It's a little creepier this way so I decided since I couldn't get out last night or today till after 9pm that I'd just go up and down my two main roads (the ones with streetlights) until I hit my 4 mile goal.
That was a great plan until I got followed by a FREAKING FOX. Thankfully it was mostly just curious and the husband came and picked me up in the car as quickly as he could. It was very creepy though as I've never been followed by a wild animal before and it shadowed me for about two blocks before I was rescued. Ahhhhhh!
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