01-20-2012, 12:46 PM | #4382 |
To shreds, you say?
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That's our current favorite joke:
Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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01-20-2012, 12:49 PM | #4383 |
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Yeah. It seems really familiar.
I looked for a Far Side version that they might have taken it from, but found nothing. There are at least 2-3 other "tastes funny" clown eating comics out there, but no Far Side version that I can see. |
01-20-2012, 01:00 PM | #4384 |
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It's an oldie but a goodie.
I searched for a Far Side once a long time ago and couldn't find it either: the one with the giant bee in the backseat of the car. |
01-20-2012, 01:01 PM | #4385 |
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Or 'the second to the last of the Mohicans.'
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01-20-2012, 01:43 PM | #4386 |
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The smaller parts can be joking hazards.
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01-20-2012, 01:49 PM | #4387 |
I hear them call the tide
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ouch
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01-20-2012, 04:46 PM | #4388 |
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that was funny shel!!
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01-20-2012, 09:30 PM | #4389 |
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So, you guys got me to looking at farside comics on google images, HOLY CRAP I forgot how freakin funny these are!!!
Anthropologists!!! Anthropologists!!!
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01-21-2012, 07:20 PM | #4390 |
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We have the complete Far Side in hardcover. I have laughed myself sick looking at those books.
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01-21-2012, 10:44 PM | #4391 |
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I hope you feel better soon.
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01-21-2012, 11:34 PM | #4392 |
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two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. -- John Adams
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01-22-2012, 11:20 AM | #4393 |
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cm, I like that quote so much, I am thinking of changing my IRC tagline from "Ezekiel 23:19-20" to that. LOL
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01-22-2012, 11:29 AM | #4394 |
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One of my favorite quotes from "1776" (although it's changed a little).
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01-23-2012, 12:12 AM | #4395 |
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She’s single…
She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my family room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door… I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, “I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?” I immediately replied, “Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!” Then she said, “Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?”
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