October 10, 2008: Squirrel mama protects baby - Page 3

TheMercenary · 10-11-2008, 09:15 AM

I am Bird & Dog, definitely not Squirrel & Cat.

DanaC · 10-11-2008, 09:16 AM

I am Squirrel and Dog.

jinx · 10-11-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Oh and uncooked it would be squirrel sashimi. "Sushi" refers specifically to fish. Sashimi is any raw meat. [/fact nazi]

Sushi actually refers specifically to the vinegared rice.

BrianR · 10-11-2008, 01:38 PM

All I can think of is the time my squirrel wandered down and my dog spotted it from his nap-place across my legs on the sofa. He used my testes for a launch pad and through the tears of pain, I was laughing hysterically at the look of terror that the squirrel put on just before he ran the fastest 1/4 mile of his little life. They managed three laps before I was able to get up and open the back door, enabling the gray intruder to exit and climb the blue spruce outside to safety.

No, he didn't learn his lesson; he came back again and again. The picture is of the time he came down without looking first and had to do an about-face and run back up as he noticed the dog lying in wait for him, behind some insulation batts.

Brian

Treasenuak · 10-11-2008, 04:46 PM

My dad's got this horror story of his grandma making squirrel stew, and opening the pot to see how dinner was progressing; there was the squirrel's head, staring up at him, eyeballs and buck teeth and all, floating there at the top of the pot......

Cloud · 10-11-2008, 04:50 PM

clearly, it are alien squirrels and dogs, controlled by the evil obelisk.

Coign · 10-13-2008, 10:08 AM

I kissed a squirrel.

Cloud · 10-13-2008, 10:10 AM

Be Like the Squirrel!

Sundae · 10-13-2008, 11:04 AM

Squirrel and cat and proud!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 11:52 AM

I was at my car dealers this morning. They had three vehicles in the shop with squirrel damage.

Cloud · 10-13-2008, 11:57 AM

quit parking them under the walnut trees!

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 12:03 PM

That won't help, they eat the damn wiring.

spudcon · 10-13-2008, 12:25 PM

Squirrels all have a death by electrocution wish. They are a problem for power companies because the break into substations and short them out with their stupid little bodies. The squirrel prophet tells them all if they die this way, there will be 72 nuts waiting for them in heaven.

Cloud · 10-13-2008, 12:43 PM

yuk. that can't be good for them. Is the plastic coating tasty?

Shawnee123 · 10-13-2008, 01:58 PM

I don't know, but now I want to go and try one!

10-11-2008, 09:15 AM	#31
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I am Bird & Dog, definitely not Squirrel & Cat. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-11-2008, 01:38 PM	#34
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	All I can think of is the time my squirrel wandered down and my dog spotted it from his nap-place across my legs on the sofa. He used my testes for a launch pad and through the tears of pain, I was laughing hysterically at the look of terror that the squirrel put on just before he ran the fastest 1/4 mile of his little life. They managed three laps before I was able to get up and open the back door, enabling the gray intruder to exit and climb the blue spruce outside to safety. No, he didn't learn his lesson; he came back again and again. The picture is of the time he came down without looking first and had to do an about-face and run back up as he noticed the dog lying in wait for him, behind some insulation batts. Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

10-11-2008, 04:50 PM	#36
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	clearly, it are alien squirrels and dogs, controlled by the evil obelisk. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-13-2008, 10:08 AM	#37
Coign Wanted Driver Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Vail, CO Posts: 279	I kissed a squirrel. __________________ Quoting yourself is the height of hubris. -Coign

10-13-2008, 10:10 AM	#38
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Be Like the Squirrel! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-11-2008, 09:16 AM	#32
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I am Squirrel and Dog.

10-11-2008, 04:46 PM	#35
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	My dad's got this horror story of his grandma making squirrel stew, and opening the pot to see how dinner was progressing; there was the squirrel's head, staring up at him, eyeballs and buck teeth and all, floating there at the top of the pot......

10-13-2008, 11:04 AM	#39
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Squirrel and cat and proud! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-13-2008, 11:52 AM	#40
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I was at my car dealers this morning. They had three vehicles in the shop with squirrel damage. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2008, 11:57 AM	#41
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	quit parking them under the walnut trees! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-13-2008, 12:03 PM	#42
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That won't help, they eat the damn wiring. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-13-2008, 12:25 PM	#43
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Squirrels all have a death by electrocution wish. They are a problem for power companies because the break into substations and short them out with their stupid little bodies. The squirrel prophet tells them all if they die this way, there will be 72 nuts waiting for them in heaven. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-13-2008, 12:43 PM	#44
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	yuk. that can't be good for them. Is the plastic coating tasty? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-13-2008, 01:58 PM	#45
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I don't know, but now I want to go and try one! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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