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06-30-2008, 01:02 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The good news: You win the Powerball lottery for 350 Million!!!!!
The bad news: You're so excited that you have a heart attack and die while taking a massive shit, and that's how the live news crews find you.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.   Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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06-30-2008, 10:35 AM
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The bad news is, this thread isn't it.
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06-30-2008, 10:39 AM
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The good news is that if the bad news is true, he won't be offended.
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06-30-2008, 10:46 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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The good news is my bras arrived today, in plenty of time for my birthday lunch on Wednesday.
The bad news is my new dress didn't. But then it might be waiting for me at home, and it has tomorrow to arrive and I can always wash and wear the one I wore on saturday as no-one at work has seen it yet... Sorry - good news outweighing bad today, I've gone from being Oscar to being Pollyanna over the last couple of hours.
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07-01-2008, 02:09 AM
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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The good news is that I'm not offended. I just wasn't paying attention to the tone of the thread when I posted it. The bad news is I didn't win the Powerball lottery.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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07-01-2008, 10:17 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Good news, I got to go visit my friend and her 2week old baby, and got to hold it for almost an hour.
Bad new, I discovered another symptom of diabetes that I have.
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07-02-2008, 01:20 AM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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The good news is that some neighbors decided to stop by tonight and we had a spontaneous party.
The bad news is that we drank a little wine. The good news is that we drank a little wine. The bad news is that we drank a little wine. The good news is that we drank a little wine. The bad news is that we drank a little wine. The good news is that we drank a little wine. The bad news is that we drank a little wine. The good news is that we drank a little wine. The bad news is that a mountain lion ate my legs. |
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07-02-2008, 01:25 AM
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the good news is
im free and really feeling kinda good about everything the bad news is caro told me she doesnt want to see me again (or at least not for a long time)
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not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh |
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07-02-2008, 12:51 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: above 7,000 feet
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The good news is that I got a new cell phone
The bad news is that I have to climb up on my roof to get a signal (It's just like Green Acres) |
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07-02-2008, 01:00 PM
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changed his status to single
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Right behind you. No, the other side.
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If you're on the roof, who's driving?
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07-02-2008, 01:03 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Don't drink that wine then try to get on the roof. In other words, Friends Don't Let Friends Wine and Climb.
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07-02-2008, 01:13 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
Join Date: Feb 2007
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Since the mountain lion ate my legs I can't make a phone call.
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07-02-2008, 01:16 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Never did trust those pesky mountain lions, all living around in the mountains instead of on the plains like a normal lion citizen.
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07-02-2008, 02:26 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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The good news is the pups are now eliminating on their own.
The bad news is the first one decided to do her first one on my wife's blouse. Wife didn't notice until said pup crawled off her and started off across the bedspread.
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