Bizarre Spam Subject Lines - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 07-14-2006, 02:45 PM

But, but, what if it's TRUE?

07-14-2006, 02:52 PM

Yeah... sent to my laptop, which I don't use for any personal business and I don't know anyone there... doubtful.

wolf · 07-14-2006, 03:12 PM

We somewhat irregularly track new developments in the Nigerian Scam.

milkfish · 07-15-2006, 01:08 PM

"blow job thumbnail"

Elspode · 07-15-2006, 04:26 PM

They've got those on thousands of porn sites, you know.

bbro · 07-18-2006, 08:52 AM

okay, so this isn't a subject line, but I just had to share it because of the bottom part.
Rodger Rush <Wesleyzhhrq@sexcom.co.uk> to bbrost
More options 6:20 am(2 hours ago)

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Rodger Rush

a singing cowboy act a 21 year-old born-again Christian but also the authorities Outside, the crowd
who had suffered two previous miscarriages unwavering commitment and dedication self-loathing Martin Tweed
TiVo-like functions on his life Agnes wipes away her tears and proudly be secured in short order But Russell
our protagonists fall in love only to realize would normally get him probation that individuality has its costs

Elspode · 07-18-2006, 08:33 PM

Wow...its almost like robot poetry or something.

bbro · 07-21-2006, 08:25 AM

Here's some more robot poetry, courtesy of Olive Fraser

My bowels their ripast likelyn bursting forth

when laddermister that foundationintroduced or truecomposed or dianeceltic was teatpeaky when cyberneticjounce it's liquidsymphony the woolenmostly
as preventedlights when sandersonoffshore on finelyharris some lidgives when warsawpeaceable and actingcontributed
This worlds material mould came just a heap

By none emulsify if not equal all yet free

the entertainerdepartment on scientistscompletely on accordingmiriam as midgestoryboard a doctorsurprised in droopmonopoly or mansionyemen

Nor knowing us nor known reprisal if by prayer Descend from Heaven Urania by that name

it's wagonsevera; and creativityexperts or productscloser but biggercomes it introducedmiler that disgusteddust not missilesdoors it discussantajar was provideswednesday in inquiryreported as gladeebullient what jumpedinvolved and friendlyi a deniedcreated that coasthealth

With peril great achieved Long were every tell %az10WORDS

that damaskinstance or eaststartled that bandgapdiagnosable was feedearn may refusedtheyre it typicalunderline it fearfreddy as whisperedreply

Over over vast abrupt ere he arrive Dividing for felt earth so he told world

the pickeddiscovered on feathersons some carlfilamentary when greatlyholy as grabbedsavings was condensateseldom but cobcheckers in consularpenury
characters never varying on look same tree verb never found connected by intermediate First Moloch horrid king besmeared with blood

or farmerprogram or mountshouted or pontificsenior and playwrightfillet and flospecular what creatureswedding it's conceivedjournal not lettingrecently the resultingtranslation may approvedenhanced but productscareless may badlywren when cuttingdeeply some vaginaformulae

a hooverfeint but gregawfully what sailrowdy may chanceslove not shearssubtract when courtevolve some materialsride some outskirtsstems and carelessnessmedical when invernessweed what appointedrecruitment not probablemerely what confinedpainting the dogexcluding

extremely abundant in may few spots where they do exist lackey that More than enough that temperance may be tried

as stationapologize when grovelimplementation the divisionwagon it cosmiccontradistinguish it ridingshells on cunningail some europeanindependence it's mcgratherudition may jitterbuggergentleman a headquietly may holcombirreplaceable in runsdavis it's sidearmacquittal when indiscreetexcelsior as sportsfoundation or crisisforecast on humorloser on usefulexpanded

That was the whole message, except for the picture that gmail blocked and I am not about too unblock.

Pie · 07-21-2006, 08:53 AM

Hi, O-type star

(My mom always said I was bright.)

jinx · 07-21-2006, 11:53 AM

Album album.The - from Sky Airship
HorseCock Pregnant Calabrese - from Marah Bghar

Elspode · 07-21-2006, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbro

Here's some more robot poetry, courtesy of Olive Fraser

My bowels their ripast likelyn bursting forth

That's not robot poetry. That's Vogon poetry.

wolf · 08-01-2006, 01:52 AM

I just got SUBJ: slipper that known sweater FROM: Orepudiateke

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orepudiateke

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bbro · 08-01-2006, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

That's not robot poetry. That's Vogon poetry.

BigV · 08-30-2006, 05:14 PM

Seventeen months of foreign skies and trees, foreign scents and sounds and waters.

His first kiss on Clare's cold but glowing cheek had given him slight delirium. The General nervously turned and re-turned The Times and kept taking out his watch.

Things always sound so when you talk about them. Aunt Em is extraordinarily kind, and I'm not going to abuse her kindness.

A he-goat, I think, so as not to be milked.

Telling the Home Secretary that Hubert was speaking the truth.

And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? On board ship, murmured her Aunt dubiously. However, I think youre splendid to want to be independent.

They had always been canvassed, and they always would be. Young Croom ordered the three-course dinner and ate it to the last crumb.

I must go back now, but I'll hope to see you again very soon.

And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No!

We must get this election over first, though.

The whole of Clare was in that simple action. Clare,still emotional from the meeting with her mother; was grateful for his reticence.

Turning the car into the stable yard, she was thinking Poor boy!

And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? Having kissed her father and Clare, she turned out the lights and waited in the hall.

When they were gone, Clare went back to the sofa and seemed to fall asleep.

Newspapers and politicians had done their work and stamped the moment for her as a turning point. No, thought young Croom, but I know Stapylton. Aunt Em, looking at the portable, said: Coax it, Dinny. Would the voice breathe oer Eden, or would it be the striking of Fate's clock?

I wish, thought Dinny, I had her coolness.

Unless the socialists are routed horse-breeders will have to turn their stock into potted meat. And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No! I suppose he'll do something, but I don't know what, and I don't care. The lowin' kine, said Lady Mont irrelevantly.

Where I went canvassing in the town they were all Liberals.

Dinny, said Lady Mont, from among the dahlias, about Clare?

Flint · 08-30-2006, 05:19 PM

They grab bits of on-line literature to mimic human speech and beat spam filters...fascinating.

07-14-2006, 02:45 PM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But, but, what if it's TRUE? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-14-2006, 03:12 PM	#33
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07-15-2006, 01:08 PM	#34
milkfish A serene breakdown Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northern NJ, USA Posts: 266	"blow job thumbnail" __________________ A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey Lauren Adams

07-15-2006, 04:26 PM	#35
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	They've got those on thousands of porn sites, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-18-2006, 08:33 PM	#37
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Wow...its almost like robot poetry or something. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-14-2006, 02:52 PM	#32
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah... sent to my laptop, which I don't use for any personal business and I don't know anyone there... doubtful.

07-18-2006, 08:52 AM	#36
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	okay, so this isn't a subject line, but I just had to share it because of the bottom part. Rodger Rush <Wesleyzhhrq@sexcom.co.uk> to bbrost More options 6:20 am(2 hours ago) Are you spening too much on your RX\s Guaranteed Lowest Price save\up to 74% Hyperlink here Rodger Rush a singing cowboy act a 21 year-old born-again Christian but also the authorities Outside, the crowd who had suffered two previous miscarriages unwavering commitment and dedication self-loathing Martin Tweed TiVo-like functions on his life Agnes wipes away her tears and proudly be secured in short order But Russell our protagonists fall in love only to realize would normally get him probation that individuality has its costs

07-21-2006, 08:25 AM	#38
bbro Insert witty comment here Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 2,182	Here's some more robot poetry, courtesy of Olive Fraser My bowels their ripast likelyn bursting forth when laddermister that foundationintroduced or truecomposed or dianeceltic was teatpeaky when cyberneticjounce it's liquidsymphony the woolenmostly as preventedlights when sandersonoffshore on finelyharris some lidgives when warsawpeaceable and actingcontributed This worlds material mould came just a heap By none emulsify if not equal all yet free the entertainerdepartment on scientistscompletely on accordingmiriam as midgestoryboard a doctorsurprised in droopmonopoly or mansionyemen Nor knowing us nor known reprisal if by prayer Descend from Heaven Urania by that name it's wagonsevera; and creativityexperts or productscloser but biggercomes it introducedmiler that disgusteddust not missilesdoors it discussantajar was provideswednesday in inquiryreported as gladeebullient what jumpedinvolved and friendlyi a deniedcreated that coasthealth With peril great achieved Long were every tell %az10WORDS that damaskinstance or eaststartled that bandgapdiagnosable was feedearn may refusedtheyre it typicalunderline it fearfreddy as whisperedreply Over over vast abrupt ere he arrive Dividing for felt earth so he told world the pickeddiscovered on feathersons some carlfilamentary when greatlyholy as grabbedsavings was condensateseldom but cobcheckers in consularpenury characters never varying on look same tree verb never found connected by intermediate First Moloch horrid king besmeared with blood or farmerprogram or mountshouted or pontificsenior and playwrightfillet and flospecular what creatureswedding it's conceivedjournal not lettingrecently the resultingtranslation may approvedenhanced but productscareless may badlywren when cuttingdeeply some vaginaformulae a hooverfeint but gregawfully what sailrowdy may chanceslove not shearssubtract when courtevolve some materialsride some outskirtsstems and carelessnessmedical when invernessweed what appointedrecruitment not probablemerely what confinedpainting the dogexcluding extremely abundant in may few spots where they do exist lackey that More than enough that temperance may be tried as stationapologize when grovelimplementation the divisionwagon it cosmiccontradistinguish it ridingshells on cunningail some europeanindependence it's mcgratherudition may jitterbuggergentleman a headquietly may holcombirreplaceable in runsdavis it's sidearmacquittal when indiscreetexcelsior as sportsfoundation or crisisforecast on humorloser on usefulexpanded That was the whole message, except for the picture that gmail blocked and I am not about too unblock.

07-21-2006, 08:53 AM	#39
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Hi, O-type star (My mom always said I was bright.) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

07-21-2006, 11:53 AM	#40
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Album album.The - from Sky Airship HorseCock Pregnant Calabrese - from Marah Bghar __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

08-30-2006, 05:14 PM	#44
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	More robot poetry -- What about Clare? Seventeen months of foreign skies and trees, foreign scents and sounds and waters. His first kiss on Clare's cold but glowing cheek had given him slight delirium. The General nervously turned and re-turned The Times and kept taking out his watch. Things always sound so when you talk about them. Aunt Em is extraordinarily kind, and I'm not going to abuse her kindness. A he-goat, I think, so as not to be milked. Telling the Home Secretary that Hubert was speaking the truth. And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? On board ship, murmured her Aunt dubiously. However, I think youre splendid to want to be independent. They had always been canvassed, and they always would be. Young Croom ordered the three-course dinner and ate it to the last crumb. I must go back now, but I'll hope to see you again very soon. And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No! We must get this election over first, though. The whole of Clare was in that simple action. Clare,still emotional from the meeting with her mother; was grateful for his reticence. Turning the car into the stable yard, she was thinking Poor boy! And, in the second place, why mention the particular when the general would serve? Having kissed her father and Clare, she turned out the lights and waited in the hall. When they were gone, Clare went back to the sofa and seemed to fall asleep. Newspapers and politicians had done their work and stamped the moment for her as a turning point. No, thought young Croom, but I know Stapylton. Aunt Em, looking at the portable, said: Coax it, Dinny. Would the voice breathe oer Eden, or would it be the striking of Fate's clock? I wish, thought Dinny, I had her coolness. Unless the socialists are routed horse-breeders will have to turn their stock into potted meat. And Clare drooped her lids, spying through her lashes: No! I suppose he'll do something, but I don't know what, and I don't care. The lowin' kine, said Lady Mont irrelevantly. Where I went canvassing in the town they were all Liberals. Dinny, said Lady Mont, from among the dahlias, about Clare? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-30-2006, 05:19 PM	#45
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	They grab bits of on-line literature to mimic human speech and beat spam filters...fascinating. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

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