How Many Cellurites Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? - Page 3

monster · 03-15-2007, 11:57 PM

I think I may be offended by your use of the term "dark".

I'm thinking I would like to be reading "luminescently-challenged" or perhaps "african light". Mmmmmkay?

Kagen4o4 · 03-16-2007, 02:51 AM

its a clinical condition thats called "photon deficiency". its also genetic.

monster · 03-16-2007, 08:19 AM

Oh Please! Obviously it is a product of the environment and not genetic. Nurture over Nature everytime. Otherwise lightbulbs would be prescription only and stores would be raided by gangs desperate for a fix, all the lighbulb store owners would be armed, and then the liberals and their tree-hugging gun control would take over Wikipedia and the world would end unless we repent to Jesus.

Beestie · 03-16-2007, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

its a clinical condition thats called "photon deficiency". its also genetic.

Genetic? So you are saying there's something wrong with my family? HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

"Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jackson, Beestie on line 1."

Spexxvet · 03-16-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

Oh Please! Obviously it is a product of the environment and not genetic. Nurture over Nature everytime. Otherwise lightbulbs would be prescription only and stores would be raided by gangs desperate for a fix, all the lighbulb store owners would be armed, and then the liberals and their tree-hugging gun control would take over Wikipedia and the world would end unless we repent to Jesus.

There needs to be a constitutional ammendment banning luminescently-challenged marriages.

Spexxvet · 03-16-2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Genetic? So you are saying there's something wrong with my family? HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

"Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jackson, Beestie on line 1."

How can there be a "rainbow" coalition in the dark? Wouldn't it be more like a "shades of gray" coalition?

Kagen4o4 · 03-16-2007, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Beestie

Genetic? So you are saying there's something wrong with my family? HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

"Mr. Jackson, Mr. Jackson, Beestie on line 1."

you non luminants are all the same!!

but i never said it was a failing. i just said it was a genetic condition

monster · 03-16-2007, 10:01 PM

I have seen the light!

Kagen4o4 · 03-16-2007, 10:53 PM

IT BURNS!

monster · 03-16-2007, 10:54 PM

Indeed. I used Clorox on my eyeballs.

03-15-2007, 11:57 PM	#31
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I think I may be offended by your use of the term "dark". I'm thinking I would like to be reading "luminescently-challenged" or perhaps "african light". Mmmmmkay? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-16-2007, 02:51 AM	#32
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	its a clinical condition thats called "photon deficiency". its also genetic. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-16-2007, 08:19 AM	#33
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Oh Please! Obviously it is a product of the environment and not genetic. Nurture over Nature everytime. Otherwise lightbulbs would be prescription only and stores would be raided by gangs desperate for a fix, all the lighbulb store owners would be armed, and then the liberals and their tree-hugging gun control would take over Wikipedia and the world would end unless we repent to Jesus. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-16-2007, 10:01 PM	#38
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I have seen the light! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-16-2007, 10:53 PM	#39
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	IT BURNS! __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-16-2007, 10:54 PM	#40
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Indeed. I used Clorox on my eyeballs. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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