If you drink a box of wine - Page 3

Aliantha · 01-14-2009, 10:44 PM

Awww...sorry Jimbo. i'm still going to call you Jimbo though. It's much nicer than the alternative really.

morethanpretty · 01-14-2009, 10:50 PM

I'm not a wine connoisseur. Boxed works just fine. I couldn't tell you what would happen if I drank the whole thing. Definitely would NOT include defecating in my pants though.

lumberjim · 01-14-2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Awww...sorry Jimbo. i'm still going to call you Jimbo though. It's much nicer than the alternative really.

ok, cunt......as long as you don't mind me calling you cunt, you can call me jimbo.

Aliantha · 01-14-2009, 10:58 PM

Yeah...whatever. I'm sure that'll make a great impression too Jimbo.

lumberjim · 01-14-2009, 11:05 PM

trish....

don't be a shit. hear what i say. i do not like it when you call me jimbo. no one calls me jimbo. when you do it, you do it to be a shit. if you want to be a shit, please continue to call me jimbo. i will call you a cunt, and you will deserve it. it will be your own damn fault, and the impression will be on you, not me......

shitfacecuntsnatchercockshitballsmotherfuckerfistintheasswhoredaddybitchface.

Aliantha · 01-14-2009, 11:09 PM

ahuh...very mature of you lumberjim.

and just so you know, it may have started out as a shit stir, but to me it's not these days.

if it bothers you that much I wont do it anymore, but seriously, it's just a name and I might add that adding 'o' to the end of someone's name is pretty much the australian way.

I will try to subvert my culture for your benefit though.

Oh, and you can go eat a dick.

lumberjim · 01-14-2009, 11:13 PM

thanks, trisho

zippyt · 01-14-2009, 11:14 PM

Oh Jezus !! Get a Room allready you 2 !!!

lumberjim · 01-15-2009, 11:33 AM

yeah,

uh...not as funny the next morning. rather un-galant of me, in fact.

I apologize for dropping the c word and being over the top in general.

still.....don't call me jimbo.

Pie · 01-15-2009, 11:48 AM

Roger.
(Can I call you that?)

footfootfoot · 01-15-2009, 12:10 PM

surely

Trilby · 01-15-2009, 12:14 PM

Don't call me Shirley.

There's a wine at Trader Joe's they call Two-Buck Chuck. Coz, I think, it costs two bucks.

classicman · 01-15-2009, 12:16 PM

Shirley? Is that his middle name?

Trilby · 01-15-2009, 12:22 PM

Surely, you jest.

footfootfoot · 01-15-2009, 12:24 PM

I drink a lot of Jacob's creek and Lindeman's. Both are acceptable table wines, and we drink about 750ml a night. Gnarly Head Old Vine Zinfandel is another great table wine but at 10-12 buck a bottle, it isn't in the budget for everyday drinking. I can taste the difference between really awful wines and mediocre and above. But anything better than mediocre is lost on me.

I watched a TED talk recently where the guy mentioned some brains scans that were done on people who were comparing the same wine, but were told the proces varied from $5. a bottle to $500. a bottle. There brains actually showed that they were enjoying the supposedly more expensive wine.

If you go to TED.com and search for the price of happiness I think it is in that talk. I can't go to TED right now to get you the link or I'd be stuck there all day.

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01-14-2009, 10:44 PM	#31
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Awww...sorry Jimbo. i'm still going to call you Jimbo though. It's much nicer than the alternative really. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-14-2009, 10:50 PM	#32
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I'm not a wine connoisseur. Boxed works just fine. I couldn't tell you what would happen if I drank the whole thing. Definitely would NOT include defecating in my pants though. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien Last edited by morethanpretty; 01-14-2009 at 10:58 PM.

01-14-2009, 10:58 PM	#34
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah...whatever. I'm sure that'll make a great impression too Jimbo. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-14-2009, 11:05 PM	#35
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	trish.... don't be a shit. hear what i say. i do not like it when you call me jimbo. no one calls me jimbo. when you do it, you do it to be a shit. if you want to be a shit, please continue to call me jimbo. i will call you a cunt, and you will deserve it. it will be your own damn fault, and the impression will be on you, not me...... shitfacecuntsnatchercockshitballsmotherfuckerfistintheasswhoredaddybitchface. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-14-2009, 11:09 PM	#36
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	ahuh...very mature of you lumberjim. and just so you know, it may have started out as a shit stir, but to me it's not these days. if it bothers you that much I wont do it anymore, but seriously, it's just a name and I might add that adding 'o' to the end of someone's name is pretty much the australian way. I will try to subvert my culture for your benefit though. Oh, and you can go eat a dick. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-14-2009, 11:13 PM	#37
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	thanks, trisho __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-14-2009, 11:14 PM	#38
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh Jezus !! Get a Room allready you 2 !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

01-15-2009, 11:33 AM	#39
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yeah, uh...not as funny the next morning. rather un-galant of me, in fact. I apologize for dropping the c word and being over the top in general. still.....don't call me jimbo. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-15-2009, 11:48 AM	#40
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Roger. (Can I call you that?) __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

01-15-2009, 12:10 PM	#41
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	surely __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-15-2009, 12:14 PM	#42
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Don't call me Shirley. There's a wine at Trader Joe's they call Two-Buck Chuck. Coz, I think, it costs two bucks. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-15-2009, 12:16 PM	#43
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Shirley? Is that his middle name? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-15-2009, 12:22 PM	#44
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Surely, you jest. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-15-2009, 12:24 PM	#45
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I drink a lot of Jacob's creek and Lindeman's. Both are acceptable table wines, and we drink about 750ml a night. Gnarly Head Old Vine Zinfandel is another great table wine but at 10-12 buck a bottle, it isn't in the budget for everyday drinking. I can taste the difference between really awful wines and mediocre and above. But anything better than mediocre is lost on me. I watched a TED talk recently where the guy mentioned some brains scans that were done on people who were comparing the same wine, but were told the proces varied from $5. a bottle to $500. a bottle. There brains actually showed that they were enjoying the supposedly more expensive wine. If you go to TED.com and search for the price of happiness I think it is in that talk. I can't go to TED right now to get you the link or I'd be stuck there all day. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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