Cellar Public Reminder Courtesy Post - Page 3

capnhowdy · 04-11-2009, 03:57 PM

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DanaC · 04-12-2009, 08:11 AM

Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...

capnhowdy · 04-12-2009, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...

lumberjim · 04-12-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...

::shuffles forward::

Cloud · 04-12-2009, 10:24 AM

but . . .what was that last item, Loretta?

richlevy · 04-12-2009, 10:40 AM

Never ask a woman "When's the baby due" until you are sure that she is in fact pregnant.

TheMercenary · 04-12-2009, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

Never ask a woman "When's the baby due" until you are sure that she is in fact pregnant.

I have made that mistake. It was ugly and I felt bad since she was a friend.

wolf · 04-12-2009, 11:07 AM

Offer is void where prohibited by law and good taste, except in Nebraska.

richlevy · 04-12-2009, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

I have made that mistake. It was ugly and I felt bad since she was a friend.

Well the fact that you're still alive proves that she was a friend.

Otherwise....

Pie · 04-12-2009, 11:11 AM

Do not look in laser with remaining eye.

Shawnee123 · 04-12-2009, 11:13 AM

Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.

DanaC · 04-12-2009, 11:15 AM

Save. Save regularly. Back up data. Back it up regularly.

richlevy · 04-12-2009, 11:15 AM

Never eat at a restaurant next to an animal hospital.

Never get a credit card from a company based in South Dakota (good luck with that).

DanaC · 04-12-2009, 11:16 AM

Never use an animal hospital next to a restaurant.

capnhowdy · 04-12-2009, 11:24 AM

Don't kill nothing that don't need killing.

04-11-2009, 03:57 PM	#31
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-12-2009, 10:24 AM	#35
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	but . . .what was that last item, Loretta? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-12-2009, 10:40 AM	#36
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Never ask a woman "When's the baby due" until you are sure that she is in fact pregnant. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

04-12-2009, 11:07 AM	#38
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Offer is void where prohibited by law and good taste, except in Nebraska. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-12-2009, 11:11 AM	#40
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Do not look in laser with remaining eye. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

04-12-2009, 08:11 AM	#32
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Apparently, if you stand too far forward of the white line at a railway platform, there's a danger you could get sucked off...

04-12-2009, 11:13 AM	#41
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-12-2009, 11:15 AM	#42
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Save. Save regularly. Back up data. Back it up regularly.

04-12-2009, 11:16 AM	#44
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Never use an animal hospital next to a restaurant.

04-12-2009, 11:24 AM	#45
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Don't kill nothing that don't need killing. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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