Why didn't the chicken cross the road? - Page 3

Shawnee123 · 06-11-2009, 03:32 PM

Exactly: self-indulgent, easily replicated, a few decent lines. Eh...

classicman · 06-11-2009, 03:43 PM

eh - there's enough crap going on in the world without having to read about her self absorbed bullshit - - -
it rhymed,
some of the time,
I gotta give her that,
but she took it all back.
I really don't care
given neither or both?
I'd rather be spared.

capnhowdy · 06-11-2009, 07:19 PM

Because he was afraid Barney Fife would ticket him for jaywalking.

Shawnee123 · 06-11-2009, 07:25 PM

Because he was afraid Gomer would make a citizen's arrest.

Aliantha · 06-11-2009, 07:28 PM

...because it was too chicken.

If it'd been less chicken (and more dog for example) it probably would have crossed the road, but it wasn't, so it stayed on this side.

classicman · 06-11-2009, 07:44 PM

Because it was at Jinx's/Jims house eatin veggie tacos and drinkin corona - would you have left just to cross the stinkin road?

DanaC · 06-11-2009, 07:45 PM

Oh thats the second time tacos have come up. I want a taco...I really want a taco...

ZenGum · 06-11-2009, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I started reading it, and liked it. But I couldn't get over the fact I thought she was rude, so I didn't want to compliment her. In the end I decided the easiest path was not to read any more, so that I didn't feel too hypocritical. Moral coward here.

Damnit, do I have to change my signature line?

06-11-2009, 03:32 PM	#31
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Exactly: self-indulgent, easily replicated, a few decent lines. Eh... __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-11-2009, 03:43 PM	#32
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	eh - there's enough crap going on in the world without having to read about her self absorbed bullshit - - - it rhymed, some of the time, I gotta give her that, but she took it all back. I really don't care given neither or both? I'd rather be spared. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

06-11-2009, 07:19 PM	#33
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Because he was afraid Barney Fife would ticket him for jaywalking. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-11-2009, 07:25 PM	#34
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Because he was afraid Gomer would make a citizen's arrest. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-11-2009, 07:28 PM	#35
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	...because it was too chicken. If it'd been less chicken (and more dog for example) it probably would have crossed the road, but it wasn't, so it stayed on this side. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

06-11-2009, 07:44 PM	#36
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Because it was at Jinx's/Jims house eatin veggie tacos and drinkin corona - would you have left just to cross the stinkin road? __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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