Hey Y'all Watch This!!! (photo blog of your screw ups that involve blood) - Page 3

Gravdigr · 08-28-2012, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

Now don't go out and deliberately hurt yourself in the hopes of having a nice injury to show off in this thread.

Yeah, I'm gonna hurt myself to fit in with this bunch.

Incidentally, I did shave, a week ago. But, I can, and did, do so without injury. (Much)

BigV · 08-28-2012, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Now don't go out and deliberately hurt yourself in the hopes of having a nice injury to show off in this thread.

fun sponge.

don't listen to him Gravdigr. You get down with your bad self, y'heah?

hard.

ZenGum · 08-28-2012, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Thank you, kind moderator.

I will endeavor to produce more appropriate posts in the future.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL GRAVDIGR??!!!

Apart from stabbing him in the face...

Gravdigr · 08-30-2012, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV

fun sponge.

don't listen to him Gravdigr. You get down with your bad self, y'heah?

hard.

I'm always hard when I 'get down w/myself'.

BigV · 08-31-2012, 12:09 PM

we got a thread for that too.

Razzmatazz13 · 09-03-2012, 07:03 PM

Oh! Oh! I got one!

I call this "Battle scars of housewifery". An injury sustained by trying to unload the dishwasher.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-03-2012, 07:37 PM

Stitches? Why just pour a little bleach on it and keep working... you won't even notice it in a year or so.

Razzmatazz13 · 09-03-2012, 07:46 PM

Stitches because it was pretty deep and on a joint, they didn't want me to be constantly re-opening it as it tried to heal. Oh, and did I mention the knife was serrated?

xoxoxoBruce · 09-03-2012, 07:52 PM

I know, just kidding ya. Cuts at the joint don't want to heal, so if they hadn't stitched it you could have a scar that would never let you close that finger properly.

Razzmatazz13 · 09-03-2012, 08:02 PM

It's cool, I knew you were kidding.

I figured there was going to be an ER visit when I looked down and the inside of my finger reminded me of raw chicken meat... unfortunately for you all it's kind of hard to tell in the first picture because I took it *after* the local took effect and I couldn't straighten it all the way anymore.

Griff · 09-03-2012, 08:03 PM

Nice one. Yep, that'd never heal without stitches. You're actually lucky you didn't do serious damage!

Razzmatazz13 · 09-03-2012, 08:14 PM

Griff, yeah I feel pretty lucky actually, I think the middle (ish) stitch ended up touching a nerve or something, it hurt way worse than any of the others when it got taken out and bled (the others didn't) ... plus I had some feeling loss for quite a while... it seems to be coming back though, which is great.

I was taking knives out of the dishwasher (in a hurry of course) and as I pulled them up they got caught on the plastic of the dishwasher and stopped... unfortunately my fist kept going. If you look, you can see my pinky got cut too, just not anywhere near as badly.

plthijinx · 09-03-2012, 08:36 PM

missed the duck bruise, that looked like it hurt like hell....

same with you Razz, freakin' ouch!!

BigV · 09-04-2012, 12:33 PM

owwwwwwwww.

I stack my cutlery handles up for just this reason.

:shiver: I hope you heal up quickly and completely.

Sundae · 09-04-2012, 01:06 PM

Oh baby that's horrid!

Now, draw a face on it to make it look like your finger is wearing a pretty collar.
And we can all tell you how sorry we are.

08-31-2012, 12:09 PM	#35
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	we got a thread for that too. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-03-2012, 07:03 PM	#36
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Oh! Oh! I got one! I call this "Battle scars of housewifery". An injury sustained by trying to unload the dishwasher. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

09-03-2012, 07:37 PM	#37
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Stitches? Why just pour a little bleach on it and keep working... you won't even notice it in a year or so. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-03-2012, 07:46 PM	#38
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Stitches because it was pretty deep and on a joint, they didn't want me to be constantly re-opening it as it tried to heal. Oh, and did I mention the knife was serrated? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

09-03-2012, 07:52 PM	#39
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I know, just kidding ya. Cuts at the joint don't want to heal, so if they hadn't stitched it you could have a scar that would never let you close that finger properly. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-03-2012, 08:02 PM	#40
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	It's cool, I knew you were kidding. I figured there was going to be an ER visit when I looked down and the inside of my finger reminded me of raw chicken meat... unfortunately for you all it's kind of hard to tell in the first picture because I took it after the local took effect and I couldn't straighten it all the way anymore. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

09-03-2012, 08:03 PM	#41
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nice one. Yep, that'd never heal without stitches. You're actually lucky you didn't do serious damage! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-03-2012, 08:14 PM	#42
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	Griff, yeah I feel pretty lucky actually, I think the middle (ish) stitch ended up touching a nerve or something, it hurt way worse than any of the others when it got taken out and bled (the others didn't) ... plus I had some feeling loss for quite a while... it seems to be coming back though, which is great. I was taking knives out of the dishwasher (in a hurry of course) and as I pulled them up they got caught on the plastic of the dishwasher and stopped... unfortunately my fist kept going. If you look, you can see my pinky got cut too, just not anywhere near as badly. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

09-03-2012, 08:36 PM	#43
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	missed the duck bruise, that looked like it hurt like hell.... same with you Razz, freakin' ouch!! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-04-2012, 12:33 PM	#44
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	owwwwwwwww. I stack my cutlery handles up for just this reason. :shiver: I hope you heal up quickly and completely. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-04-2012, 01:06 PM	#45
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh baby that's horrid! Now, draw a face on it to make it look like your finger is wearing a pretty collar. And we can all tell you how sorry we are. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

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