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Old 04-16-2013, 04:34 AM   #31
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I can only exhale through mine.
you can talk through it too...










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Old 04-17-2013, 01:36 PM   #32
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Pepsi Cola is an anagram for Episcopal - which some people think is meaningful somehow.

But Britney Spears is an anagram for Presbyterian, so maybe not.
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Old 04-17-2013, 01:38 PM   #33
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This is a sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Old 04-17-2013, 03:10 PM   #34
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you can talk through it too..
No, just bark.
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Old 04-17-2013, 08:56 PM   #35
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Y'all know that Abraham Lincoln was killed by John Wilkes Booth, right?

On the same day, four hours earlier, Lincoln's son lost his balance on a railway platform in New York, and was falling onto the tracks in front of a train, when a kindly bystander grabbed his collar and hauled him back, saving his life. Said bystander was John Wilkes Booth's brother.

Like, whoah, duuude.
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:26 PM   #36
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A few months later, according to this random article.
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Old 04-17-2013, 09:27 PM   #37
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Did you also know that there's no word for Gullible in Pig Latin?


And, speaking of coincidences (or not) I need to post this video again. Because it is germane and awesome.
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Old 04-18-2013, 12:56 AM   #38
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That no body seem to care that there is a thread called bomb making 101 with folks talking about the bombs they have made in the past
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Old 04-18-2013, 01:14 AM   #39
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I think interest would ramp up if we talked about bombs we were making now.

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Old 04-18-2013, 01:37 AM   #40
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Oh, UT will post of a pic of his smashed-up face (by the Feds) soon enough...
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:16 PM   #41
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Did you also know that there's no word for Gullible in Pig Latin?
The Pig Latin word for gullible is---hey, wait a minute...
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Old 04-19-2013, 11:43 AM   #42
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Weird fact of the day...

In the United States, the mortality rate for circumcision is 1 in 500,000.

Just to be clear: For every 500,000 baby boys/guys getting circumcisions in the U.S., one of 'em dies.

Question:

How the hell do you kill someone during a circumcision?

Inopportune sneeze? Terrorist attack? Sinkhole? Landshark? Big gay drop bear?

WTF?
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Old 04-19-2013, 12:10 PM   #43
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How the hell do you kill someone during a circumcision?
I'd guess infection.
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Old 04-19-2013, 05:42 PM   #44
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I think the number of accidental de-penisings is a bit higher.
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Old 04-19-2013, 07:51 PM   #45
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Infection - most notably that F-wit Rabbi in new York who would "apply oral suction" to the wound, despite having herpes virus weeping cold sores active on his mouth at the time.
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