what does your handle say about you? - Page 3

DanaC · 01-18-2014, 06:52 AM

Undertoad generally is a breath of sanity.

Molasar · 01-18-2014, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Fear wears a vest?!?

For sure, how else could i drop ice cubes down the front of it? (Pfft!)

Aliantha · 01-18-2014, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Fear wears a vest?!?

But with frilly knickers.

Molasar · 01-18-2014, 07:00 AM

Pictures or it didn't happen

Aliantha · 01-18-2014, 07:02 AM

Maybe next week if things get scary.

lumberjim · 01-18-2014, 09:28 AM

See, I don't see a need for a quiz with this one. He /she seems like they will tell you about themselves on their own. And you can suss out a good bit already. I can tell you right now that the quiz would be answered with mostly smart Ass replies. They would be legit funny, but you really wouldn't learn anything real.

Welcome, molasar. I hope you do hang about a bit. I hope your enthusiasm lasts too. I also hope that you're a Victorias Secret model with a good camera and an exhibitionist streak. Or that you know one and don't mind sharing...

Sorry about that, I was just trying to show tw how to perv on someone without coming off creepy.

So, you can stay. No quiz required. Carry on.

infinite monkey · 01-18-2014, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Molasar

I've just searched for old lumberjim newbie quizzes and all I can say is that if he wants to mindfuck me with one of those then i challenge him to bring it on, the honour of the United Kingdom is at stake.

besides, I laugh in the face of danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
And tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish. Hah!!

Woody Allen: They wanted in Hollywood to make the definitive spy picture. And they came to me to supervise the project, you know, because I think that, if you know me at all, you know that death is my bread and danger my butter - oh, no, danger's my bread, and death is my butter. No, no, wait. Danger's my bread, death - no, death is - no, I'm sorry. Death is my - death and danger are my various breads and various butters.

--What's Up, Tiger Lily (1966)

infinite monkey · 01-18-2014, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Always najes ne think of mollusk.

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Originally Posted by DanaC

Wtf? Hahahahahahahaha.

In fairness I was rolling a joint with one hand whilst typing with the other

I thought you were writing in some sort of gaelic or something us merkins can't understand.

Molasar · 01-18-2014, 10:00 AM

Bugger! After all the build-up i was looking forward to that.

And without giving too much away it's 'he' by the way, one of that oppressed minority of white middle class heterosexual wage-earning married-with-kids people who think that all politicians' parents should have been sterilised at birth and that paedophiles should be lined up against a wall and shot, so quite a moderate at heart really.

Gravdigr · 01-18-2014, 04:33 PM

There is a thread to this effect somewhere on the Cellar.

My username, Molasar, comes from the fact that, in times gone by, I used to help hand dig graves in the old part of our city cemetery where there was no room for even those little tiny tracked diggers.

Didn't happen very often, thank God.

So, you weren't far off.

monster · 01-18-2014, 08:19 PM

Molasar: time to see a dentist.

Gravdigr · 01-19-2014, 12:43 PM

I thought maybe Molasar was connected to Molossers, or Molossia.

infinite monkey · 01-19-2014, 03:12 PM

Molasar Cocktail?

DanaC · 01-19-2014, 03:16 PM

Hahahahahah. I like that.

Hey, Inf: is this where you live?

JBKlyde · 01-19-2014, 08:56 PM

peter piper pick a wife but couldn't keep her he put her an "infinite monkey cage" and there he kept her "for the rest of his days"

01-18-2014, 07:02 AM	#35
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Maybe next week if things get scary. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-18-2014, 09:28 AM	#36
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	See, I don't see a need for a quiz with this one. He /she seems like they will tell you about themselves on their own. And you can suss out a good bit already. I can tell you right now that the quiz would be answered with mostly smart Ass replies. They would be legit funny, but you really wouldn't learn anything real. Welcome, molasar. I hope you do hang about a bit. I hope your enthusiasm lasts too. I also hope that you're a Victorias Secret model with a good camera and an exhibitionist streak. Or that you know one and don't mind sharing... Sorry about that, I was just trying to show tw how to perv on someone without coming off creepy. So, you can stay. No quiz required. Carry on. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-18-2014, 10:00 AM	#39
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	Bugger! After all the build-up i was looking forward to that. And without giving too much away it's 'he' by the way, one of that oppressed minority of white middle class heterosexual wage-earning married-with-kids people who think that all politicians' parents should have been sterilised at birth and that paedophiles should be lined up against a wall and shot, so quite a moderate at heart really. __________________ The only dumb question is the one you didn't ask.

01-18-2014, 04:33 PM	#40
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	There is a thread to this effect somewhere on the Cellar. My username, Molasar, comes from the fact that, in times gone by, I used to help hand dig graves in the old part of our city cemetery where there was no room for even those little tiny tracked diggers. Didn't happen very often, thank God. So, you weren't far off. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-18-2014, 08:19 PM	#41
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Molasar: time to see a dentist. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-18-2014, 07:00 AM	#34
Molasar Part-time superhero (off shift right now, leave a message) Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Her Majesty's United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Posts: 211	Pictures or it didn't happen

01-19-2014, 12:43 PM	#42
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought maybe Molasar was connected to Molossers, or Molossia. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-19-2014, 03:12 PM	#43
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Molasar Cocktail?

01-19-2014, 08:56 PM	#45
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	peter piper pick a wife but couldn't keep her he put her an "infinite monkey cage" and there he kept her "for the rest of his days"

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