Shit from my desk - Page 3

Gravdigr · 03-14-2018, 03:25 PM

Well, I can still read. Maybe. I get that "Joe" refers to Joe Cecil, a member of Mr. Connor's staff.

I am confused by "Earl".

Being confused as fuck is just something I'm gonna hafta get used to, the doc says.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-14-2018, 08:07 PM

That's right it does, then it says, HER number is....

glatt · 03-14-2018, 09:32 PM

Yeah. But Grav is right. Who is Earl?

xoxoxoBruce · 03-14-2018, 11:20 PM

♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo
But my real name is Mister Earl
Umm-hmm-hmm♪

♫ All for meetin' brand new fellas
And for takin' other folk's girl
Umm-hmm-hmm♪

♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo
'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time
Umm-hmm-hmm♪

Damn whippersnappers.

Gravdigr · 03-17-2018, 04:21 PM

Griff · 03-18-2018, 10:51 AM

this

xoxoxoBruce · 07-19-2018, 01:37 PM

Got a new driver's licence today and while filing the old one with all my past picture licences(looks haven't improved) I found this business card.

Gravdigr · 07-19-2018, 05:28 PM

Y'all get to keep your old licenses? They take ours back.

captainhook455 · 07-19-2018, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Y'all get to keep your old licenses? They take ours back.

I have all mine plus I only renew every 20 yrs.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-19-2018, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Y'all get to keep your old licenses? They take ours back.

They poke a couple quarter inch holes in them and give them back, but you don't have to keep them. I have them from every four years back to 1986 for the pictures.

Glinda · 07-20-2018, 01:35 PM

Possibly the best photo ever taken of me is on one of my old licenses. Wish I still looked like that!

xoxoxoBruce · 07-20-2018, 03:00 PM

That can work both ways. At Boeing we had picture badges issued when you are hired. For the women who worked there awhile the hairstyles sometimes became an embarrassment. For the men the hair that went away did the same.

The early ones are better, you'd never pick me out of a lineup today from them.

Glinda · 07-20-2018, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That can work both ways. At Boeing we had picture badges issued when you are hired. For the women who worked there awhile the hairstyles sometimes became an embarrassment. For the men the hair that went away did the same.

The early ones are better, you'd never pick me out of a lineup today from them.

Exactly. This is me 30 years ago, but no one would ever know by looking at me today!

xoxoxoBruce · 07-20-2018, 09:58 PM

Wow, hot Glinda. I can see why you'd want to roll back the clock, nobody looks that good for long.

Glinda · 07-21-2018, 10:26 AM

*blush*

03-14-2018, 03:25 PM	#31
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, I can still read. Maybe. I get that "Joe" refers to Joe Cecil, a member of Mr. Connor's staff. I am confused by "Earl". Being confused as fuck is just something I'm gonna hafta get used to, the doc says. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-14-2018, 08:07 PM	#32
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's right it does, then it says, HER number is.... __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-14-2018, 11:20 PM	#34
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo But my real name is Mister Earl Umm-hmm-hmm♪ ♫ All for meetin' brand new fellas And for takin' other folk's girl Umm-hmm-hmm♪ ♫ Well, now, they often call me Speedo 'Cause I don't believe in wastin' time Umm-hmm-hmm♪ Damn whippersnappers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2018, 04:21 PM	#35
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-18-2018, 10:51 AM	#36
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	this __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-14-2018, 09:32 PM	#33
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Yeah. But Grav is right. Who is Earl?

07-19-2018, 01:37 PM	#37
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Got a new driver's licence today and while filing the old one with all my past picture licences(looks haven't improved) I found this business card. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-19-2018, 05:28 PM	#38
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Y'all get to keep your old licenses? They take ours back. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-20-2018, 01:35 PM	#41
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Possibly the best photo ever taken of me is on one of my old licenses. Wish I still looked like that!

07-20-2018, 03:00 PM	#42
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That can work both ways. At Boeing we had picture badges issued when you are hired. For the women who worked there awhile the hairstyles sometimes became an embarrassment. For the men the hair that went away did the same. The early ones are better, you'd never pick me out of a lineup today from them. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-20-2018, 09:58 PM	#44
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Wow, hot Glinda. I can see why you'd want to roll back the clock, nobody looks that good for long. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-21-2018, 10:26 AM	#45
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	blush

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